ladies, i have so much tea it's boiling
there's this annoying 11 y/o kid in my friend's server who always complains about how """horrible""" his life is and claims his parents are "abusing" him (when they're really just scolding him for doing stupid shit) this kid has done sooo many shit, it's actually is super long list, no exaggeration. he cheats on his girlfriend so many times, and she knows it, but she's a fuckin doormat.
Like the only reason why we kept him around for so long was just to see him cry and just for us to make fun of him for our own entertainment (Trust me, he did a LOT worst to us than we ever did towards him.)
Long list ""short"": He drew slander against 2 of my friends by drawing them in a very... questionable situation out of spite. Of course both were very upset and angry with his actions and he had the audacity to try beating around the bush. He has claimed he drinks alcohol and suggests that he is 15, but his friend who knows him well has confirmed to us that he doesn't drink alcohol, he instead drinks rootbeer and that he's 11. He even ADMITTED that he does bad shit so that he can have an "Interesting history." And paints himself as the victim every single time until he's caught in a corner. he admitted that he cheats and breaks up with a lot of people to use those numbers of break-ups to make him look like he's been through "hell and back."
and just as of recently, he had a sneaky alt in our server despite the fact we banned him everytime he came back when we had enough of him. I caught him, he tried beating around the bush again, and then he admitted it was him. He tried to reason with me, but I didn't take any of his BS an banned him before he could speak.
Sorry boo, but I don't talk to people who intentionally paint themselves as a victim, when they're really the bad guy, just so they can have an interesting backstory and give them victim points. People are not fictional and treating them as such is, to me, unforgivable. I don't care what the reason may be.