1 - What is your name?
"Heh, my name's, uh, Aunius Folmal."
2 - What fandom are you from?
"Homestuck."
3 - Where do you fit into the story?
"I live on Earth C with my parents and, uh, my story? Well I mostly sit around and smoke weed but, uh, my friends really want me to help them map out the rest of our world one day but, gods, yeah that sounds like a lot of work I don't want to do."
4 - Do you have any friendships, kinships or relationships with the cannon characters? What are they?
"Karkat and Dave are my dads. So, yeah, lots."
5 - What are your hobbies?
"I smoke a lot of weed and, uhhhh, shit. I like swimming a whole lot, and it's not to impress Feferi, y'know the troll that was going to be the empress on her planet big deal, or anything; don't listen to my shitty dads. I'm an aspiring comedian too, although my humor's very, how you say, situational? Make the best of a bad situation, put the fun in funeral, y'know?"
6 - What do you hate having to do?
"Moving. I hate moving, just kind of like in general. I can tolerate swimming 'cause, uh, it's not really hard for me. Fuschia-variant troll and all. I really hate when my dads force me to go on hikes with them like, uh, no you fuckers are lame as shit. I don't wanna be seen with you. Being the one with the, uh, most braincells in the house is pretty hard too." (A faint voice is heard from across the house, "It doesn't count if you only have two.")
7 - If you could change one thing about the universe that you live in, what would it be?
"Well... I guess I would change how the story turned out. Uh, fuck, lemme explain. My pops, Karkat, sometimes he gets real sad and that's, it's not fun to see sometimes. Dad does too. I guess I kinda wish the game never happened but, like, did? In a way? If it didn't, my pops would've likely been killed and my dad would've still been living with his shitty brother and, I don't know. I would change how the game turned out. They're happy and all here with me, but, fuck, I don't know." (She hoes quiet, uncharacteristic of her.) "I guess that's the way happiness crumbles... heh, get it? Like a cookie? Oh shit I made myself sad."
8 - If you could live in any other story, what would it be and why?
"Shit, I would totally live in Skyrim. Be a cat person... no I'm NOT a furry. Don't listen to my friends, they're liars."
9 - Have you become enemies with any of the canon characters?
"Nah? I mean, I might beat the everloving shit out of Gamzee if he ever comes around again, but like I'll be older and totally super ripped with my amazing Fuschia strength. Yeah." (She takes a rip out of her bong.)
10 - Tell me one final, random fact about you.
"My dads adopted me 'cause they, uh, found me in a pond when they were visiting Sollux's weirdly technological forest house. I escaped from the brooding caverns after I molted into wrigglerhood, and just, like, floated down a canal into a river." (Despite having said nothing funny, Aunius stifled laughter. The idea of her haplessly floating with the current, doing nothing to change her situation, was one of the funniest things in the world to her.) "I lived on my own for, shit, like two sweeps. Was pretty dope. Ate fish and shit like that. Props to troll survival skills."