Describe your OC(s) like an r/relationships post.

Posted 4 years, 7 months ago (Edited 1 year, 11 months ago) by Kogami

There's this meme going on Twitter right now so I thought we could do it here as well-

Like the title says, describe your OC(s) (as a single person or a multiple OCs together) badly, but like an r/relationships post. The subreddit (and this Twitter acc) should give enough examples already so go wild. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


UPDATE: GalacticJaguar also gave us this fake Reddit post layout for everyone to use! ^^

Here's a live example and here is the code you can use for your comment! (Make sure to disable WYSWYG)

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Lilac HimariNaito

My  friend [22f] won't invest in my [34f] business, THAT TOTALLY ISNT A PONZI SCHEME

Hey Reddit, I never thought I'd have to rely on Reddit for advice but this has seriously been bugging me for awhile, and again this has nothing to do with Ponzi schemes, so please don't randomly accuse of things. 

My friend, and only friend, refuses to invest in my new business. I'm even not asking for a lot here, just for her to invest a tiny portion of her richass family's cash in my business, which again, isn't a Ponzi scheme.

I've tried to ask her what's the deal with her reluctancy. 10k is nothing but pocket change for her, in fact, I bet she can easily blow through 10k in a week. I'm just baffled that, instead of helping a friend out, she'd rather spend the money on her silly little shopping. As if she her family isn't crazy packed with stupid rich shit already!

She previously told me that she was  suspicious of my new business considering my previous fraudulent activities. To which I all denied, because I never did such a thing, and when I tried to explain myself, she called a cab and left????? I messaged her a few more times, all with a bunch of angry emotions so I made sure she knew how frustrated I was with her. She hasn't responded yet, and I'm not sure how I can get my point across to her. It's so fucking annoying.

edit: Im in debt

🇷🇺 - RUSSO MOROZOV STRANGLEDPUFF

Me, (34M), and my ex-friend, (30M) unfriended with me because I am a femboy

privet reddit! sorry for my english as I am Russian. But this is important for me as this is shitty because of my ex friend just for no reason.

you see, I am a femboy and I really like to wear maid dresses and skirts as they make me very happy. But ex-friend is really transphobic against trans people even tho I am not transgender. They told me to "kms" and unfriended me in discord. Please dm me in discord russky#0612 for proof of this bullshittery.

my friends tag is darealleanmonsta#0420 and I want you to attack them please and thank you. I would really appreciate it!!

-Russo

(note the discord tags aren't real)

edit: bean just killed herself! I'm so happy!

PEKKU 🐔 ペック yoseob

i'm a 14 year old boy with unsupervised internet access. may i speak of my crush?

hello reddit! i feel it's important to disclose that my crush and i are both still quite young! if anything does come of this, i am unsure it will last. i am also chronically ill, so i do not want him to get attached to me. my only problem is... i am severely attached to him.

yes, he's a boy. he's 13 and really fussy about much of life. he tends to have a very pessimistic view, which is upsetting to me. i wish he could understand the joys of life... i mean i do and i don't even have much of it to cherish! i'll likely die before anything happens with us. but the more i think about that, the more dreadful it gets. i cannot imagine a reality without him, yet he'll have to experience one without me.

the reason i am making this post is this: we seemed much more... cuddly than usual yesterday, and i cannot get it out of my head. our friend (15f) invited us over to play games, but the console would not turn on. we resorted to watching a movie, and my crush fell asleep on my shoulder. often it is the other way around, since i have narcolepsy and fall asleep rather easily. that experience was new to me, and i am normally quite good at handling that sort of thing but... it made me much more flushed than it should have. i rested my head on his and it felt peaceful. i'm sure our friends laughed, but i fell asleep soon after my crush. when i woke up, he was gone.

i am worried i did something wrong, and i'm scared of getting attached to him due to my illnesses. should i just wing it and try to start something? i'd appreciate feedback ^^.

edit; please stop asking what movie we watched, it was literally despicable me 3

edit 2; what proof do you guys want that im sick. uhhh cough cough uhhhhhhh

edit 3; he just beat my ass what do i do >>>>>>>>??><

edit 4; last edit i swear, just thought i could properly update. my crush said he would not mind starting something with me, but he rushed away soon after. he's rather shy... but i managed to see him get all flushed just like me. payback, i suppose. i assure you, all acts of violence against me are NOT hostile, he just tends to show emotion that way

Noah Callahan zz0mbunny

I’m a undercover spy [18M] who’s been assigned to a case. I’m supposed to get close to a guy in my town, Laki, [18M] and basically pretend to be his friend to get intel on his family. What I didn’t take into consideration, however, is that he’s really cute, I’m falling for him, and now I don’t know what to do. Am I supposed to just keep lying to him and do my job? Or should I just drop the case all together? I was supposed to keep feelings out of this and keep my distance, but obviously it’s too late for that. Help, please.

perished

My [22M] roommate [21M] keeps making me question my sexuality..

Hey reddit, I know the title sounds weird but hear me out.


I've never been attracted to guys before, women are top notch. But my roommate? He has a hobby of dressing in a way so feminine and he actually looks good.. No homo though. But.. sometimes I feel like there is some homo to it. He always teased me and asked if I'd smash but I always said no. Thinking back now I might actually.. but only to experiment though. I still love girls. 

So reddit, what do you suggest I do? Should I move out? Or should I actually just smash him? No homo ofc.

Edit: ok I'm no longer straight 

Laurens flatworld

My (37M) boyfriend's (??M) cult leader older brother (??M) wants me dead. now he has my ex (32F) on my ass too.

alright reddit, buckle up. this is going to be a long one.

so my boyfriend doesn't exactly have the best relationship with his older brother. frankly, I get it. he is a really weird guy. they havent spoken to each other in a long time and i dont really ask or interfere because its none of my business. 

however, it seems this brother has been the leader of a cult since i met my bf and he really wants to drag him into it. this older brother sees me as an obstacle trying to stop my bf from joining his cult (which is true, i really dont want him in there), but the truth is, my bf doesnt want to join either. naturally his older brother was furious at this and, turns out, he managed to recruit my fucking ex into the cult. we had sort of a messy breakup, and now she really wants to kill me.

so, what the fuck do i do. i really dont know how to stress this enough, my ex WILL KILL ME if she gets her hands on me, so this is a time-sensitive post. thanks in advance.

EDIT: bf and i just found out he has another, even more estranged brother, younger than him. you wouldnt believe it if i told you, but he wants us dead too. what the fuck.

emelda alcaraz creatfran

edit: um...idk why the icons glitched but ignore that i guess

r/relationships

posted by emelda.fly

Okay. UM...I don't know how to use the internet, but this seems like a good place for dumping my thoughts. As you can see from the title, this is...kind of a cry for help. Sort of. It's actually nothing any body can help me with, but whatever. I need to explain.

So I'm a bounty hunter and undercover assassin for my family. I'm supposed to hunt out the bad guys, or, at least whoever my parents say are bad guys. Recently, they gave me my first 'big task' of killing a famous necromancer. They convinced me that he was the scum of the earth. I was so ready to kill him, but...when I met him? Not anymore. Him and his other friend were nicer to me than my parents or siblings ever were.

And I lied to my parents about completing the mission. NOW THEY KNOW I SCREWED UP BIG TIME. Currently, all three of us are sort of on the run with no idea what to do. I'll update this thing if something changes. But for now? I'm more focused on staying alive.

Moss Uchiyama esevoire

r/relationships

posted by MossyMountain

my [24] roommate [22F] has always been emotionally distant. usually im the only one who can deal with it and things are fine, she'll figure things out in time. recently we became friends with this girl [24F] who we'll call Ana. she's a friend of a friend, but is very obviously trying to get close to my roommate. it's also painfully obvious that my roommate wants to engage, but it's almost like looking at a really. really dumb kid playing a game they know nothing about. what do i do?

tldr; my roommate is hopelessly gay and it's driving me insane. how do i fix this?

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FreedomCome
lmao they're gay.

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MossyMountain
dude this is not helpful actually

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freebird
ok and?

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NotAConstellation
It sounds like your roommate just needs to move at her own pace. Don't rush her.

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FreedomCome
this sounds suspiciously like something the roommate would say 👀