sasha: extortion, blackmail, bribery, threatening bodily harm, destroying and stealing important documents, breaking and entering and trespassing, stealing their boss's cat after setting her house on fire but the catnapping was an accident because what were they supposed to do, sabotaging a p.i.'s investigation, attempting to sabotage a company's profits and expose evidence that one of their medications is potentially dangerous, petty destruction of property (windshields and tires). in the past: tampering(?), kidnapping
rook: murder is legal for mercenaries in their world as long as they're not seen doing it, so. however, robbing nobles who contracted them and publicly brawling (different from sparring; 2 parties agreeing to fight and one guy just flinging themself at another are not the same thing) isn't
marie: she's sasha's boss. uh. idk what to call "using the guy your grandfather used as an enforcer as also an enforcer". she's tom and sasha's greg. she plays the white collar game almost completely straight were it not for how she moves sasha around like a pawn to get away with doing illegal stuff. she's also just, like, the worst
sid and morgan: criminals like batman is a criminal.