show me lazy edgelords

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 2 months, 21 days ago) by Thanatos lophiusdragon

this thread still open

yes u heard me correctly


i want to see edgelords that are lazy


these are the opposite of the edgy unstoppable force: the equally edgy immovable object


here are some things a lazy edgelord might do:

-use their throne (if a villainous overlord) as a couch and maybe even sleep on it

-(also if a villain) their catchphrase may be the famous "Must I do everything myself?!" in response to any form of physical activity

-if they are also a fancy edgelord, they may have servants in their mansion that do everything for them, and they might also take siestas, and insist they be called siestas even if they are more like naps

-if they are a very grey antihero, they might decide that they are too tired to help fight off the enemy (especially if they are woken up to do so)


the more clashing between edginess and laziness the better


thanatos is an extremely lazy edgelord

he is the god of death and ruler of the underworld

he also enjoys sleeping and is an immovable object

 Markus copiedcity

hes not as edgy as thanatos but he is still very edgy and very lazy

 plague de'noir sweetbunberry

this is a grim reaper character that would honestly prefer to cease existing just because it's so much work. out of all of the characters i have on here, plague has to be the edgiest.

 Justin Renigee

Justin is more of a realistic, middleschool-esque edgelord. he hates 85% of people and puts zero effort into everything he does.

Riicon

https://toyhou.se/1948740.sceneteen19

^^ Starts cult literally because she wants to have other people do the work. World Domination and a comfy chair to be carried around in is her only two goals. (Unfinished profile forgive me)

 Taira 123456heaven

Not as edgy or lazy as everyone else in this thread but her existence scares kids and she's kinda just given up on life

Enara atempause

convinced people she's a god just so could give the priests worshipping her a cure for the plague she started spreading around because is too lazy to clean up her own mess

too bad there's a dude hunting down those priests. the world is doomed

Xander htespagheti

he lives in a dumpster and owns a total of 4 (four) shirts

Nyx htespagheti

hey ive got another one now

lophiusdragon

bump

 --- sweetbunberry

sam. she's the result of a clash between 2005 emo kid, 2010 hipster, and tumblr dweller.

she's not even evil, just a lazy teenager.

Kogami

Lazy, suicidal, ear piercings and nail polish? Well...One of my character is like that

Naedis -bluejay-

Camille just gets her second in command to do everything. Literally everything. She rarely even relays commands. She's just like "Go bug this person for a couple decades," then like 100 years later she'll tell them to do some other pointless task

Ågni, Bearer of the Flame sylfeon

this asshole is a destruction diety but keeps the location of his shrines a secret because he doesn't want to be bothered and never does his hacking job. has hella long hair because he can't be bothered to cut it.