Twisted Wonderland

SHIT

DO I ROLL FOR SCARY OUTFIT JADE OR BIRTHDAY BOY JADE?!

I ONLY HAVE 1395 GEMS, 1 10-SET KEY, AND 16 KEYS.
Assuming I don't get any other gems and instead get the 10-set keys from the character birthdays which are 9 total until Halloween (since apparently the tweels' birthdays overlap with the Halloween banner), that would be 9 10-set keys (i.e. 90 rolls) which would mean:

1395 / 30 = 46
+10 (current 10-set key)
+16 (current single keys)
+90

which would amount to 162 rolls which is enough for just one (1) SSR guarantee.

DO I TRY TO ROLL FOR SCARY OUTFIT JADE, IN WHICH THERE IS STILL A CHANCE IN WHICH I DON'T GET HIM

OR DO I ROLL FOR BIRTHDAY BOY JADE IN WHICH THERE IS A 100% CHANCE I WILL GET HIM?

I MEAN, THE ANSWER SEEMS OBVIOUS, BUT

BUT!!!

I WANT SCARY OUTFIT JADE MORE.

FUCK--

Malleus, sweetheart, wearing a uniform doesn't automatically make you a student.

This cosplay dance cover lives rent-free in my brain

LET'S GOOO

I DID IT!!!!

OHHHHHH!!!!!! I HAVE ENOUGH RIGHT NOW TO GET ONE GUARANTEED SSR!!
I don't believe I'll be rolling for any of the other upcoming banners which means!! MORE CHANCES TO SAVE FOR SCARY OUTFIT JADE!!! AND MAYBE BIRTHDAY BOY JADE.
And maaaaaybe hopefully a Jade rate up banner? For his Dorm Outfit? PRETTY PLEASE, GAME. PRETTY PLEASE ;;

Bruh, I see people getting the SSR key from the Anime Expo Gold Bundle, and fffffuu, I want it too!! I want Dorm Uniform Jade so bad, but I don't want to spend money on a gacha game, especially for a card that's part of the regular pool. Who knows, maybe I'll get spooked while trying to roll for someone else (I doubt, bc I will only roll for Jade or Malleus, and Malleus only has one SSR card (his Birthday Boy), so.

Lowkey upsetti-spaghetti that I mised Beans Day Jade ):

I got the Anime Expo Bronze Bundle, but I can't decide which SR to get. I'm still missing a few SRs, but the character I have absolutely no cards of (save for his R card that I bought in the Thaumarks shop) is Ortho, so I don't know if I should get Ortho to expand my collection, or if I should go for either of the tweels' or Malleus' SR cards to level them up more. Hmmmm...

Brainrot go brrrr

Deeeeuuuuceeee!! He's so cute and precious!! Book 5 really helped increase my love for him, and this video is just so good.

This is also a really good video!! I love Fish Mafia so much ;;;;

Phantom Bride event soon! I'm not interested in rolling for any of the characters, but I do like the story and am excited to read it (again, in official localized English this time).

I can't wait to see these idiots fumble around, trying to appeal to a woman's heart (and ultimately fail at it)
Jade was so close, but of course, things aren't that simple or nice with him. There's always something behind that smile (':

People are speculating that the Halloween banners will begin sometime in September (most probably late September) and have the second banner (Endless Halloween) run right after the first banner (Scary Monsters).

If this actually happens, Imma be screwed. Unless they allow Scary Monsters to run until November (the tweels' birthday) and have the banners run side-by-side, I'm gonna cry.

I need however many rolls I can get for Scary Outfit Jade.

I NEED THAT SCARY OUTFIT JADE.

SO BAD.

I can practically hear this guy's sarcasm.