I’ll begin this in the original way:
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
A forum game that's rather simple. Fill in the blank in the title of this post. It can be anything, as long as more sensitive material is blacked out and/or put into spoiler tags. Even stuff that won’t fit into soup or that aren’t physical things! The next poster is then the waiter that has to react to the thing in the above user’s soup.
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Example post chain:
Kuru: Waiter, there’s fire in my soup!
Cinna: That’s our special soup flambé, it’s supposed to be on fire. ——— Waiter, there’s a mouse in my soup!
Shenraza: You’re a cat, just eat it! ——— Waiter, there’s a strange glow in my soup!
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Rules:
1. You should post IC. This game could exist on any forum, the IC part is what makes this thread particular to Toyhouse.
2. Black out or spoiler content that might trigger others. Blood, for example.
3. Wait for either two people or 12 hours to pass before posting again.
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Suggestions:
Post surrounding circumstances!
Be crazy!
Have fun!
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Let the game begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
"Crunchy! Gimme, gimme!" Requin eats the wiggling lizard and gives Vikram the bowl back.
"Waiter, why is there a wig in my soup?"
The Keeper let out a strange squeaking noise, presumably of horror, and lunged forwards to grab the live octopus, cradling it protectively. 'I-I will take it! It's mine now!' He then promptly fled the scene.
'Why... is there a banana in my soup...?'
“How the heck did you get this? How did the chef get this?” She takes the book and storms off.
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“Waiter, why is there a piece of paper in my soup?”
"It's a new idea our chef had. Start stiring your soup and the smaller bowl will disolve and you will have a new level of flavor to your soup."
"Waiter why is there small fish swimming around in my soup?"
"That's the new fishbowl special. You just kinda... eat the lil thing whole. Or y'know if that's not your taste just leave it."
"Waiter why is there an active battery in my soup?"
“.... IS THAT NOT WH,AT GOES IN SOUPPE? WHOOPS APOLOGIES WE WILL GET YOU...NEW SOUPE!!!!!!! WITH... LESS BATTERY”
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“WAITER.... WHY IS THERE A TIME PARADOX IN MY SOUP,,?”
"I went back in time and made it from your ancestors! That's what you deserve you foolish monster. MUAAHAHAHAHAHAH"
"Waiter, why is my knife in my soup?! You tryin' to kill me with my own knife? Clever but that won't save you..."
“One hundred dollars? Who was our foreign chef? Because this country doesn’t use that!” She walks off, hoping that not all the chefs are Renadian because she doesn’t actually know that...
“¡Mesero! ¡Hay un traductor de español en mi sopa! Ya era encendido y no pude apagarlo...”
(Translation: Waiter, there’s a spanish translator in my soup! It was already on and I couldn’t turn it off...)