Prompt:

What horrible crime or petty conflict would warrant the character above getting the snot kicked out of them?


Example:

Character A's bio: *Doesn't like rats*

Character B's response: "Has Ratatouille taught you nothing?! You've gotta honor the little rat controlling your life, not diss him!" Character B then proceeds to challenge Character A to a formal jousting bout. If Character B wins, the two will watch a 24-hour rat-themed movie marathon.


Rules:

- Wait until three people have posted before posting again. This is null if it has been 12 hours and one person has responded after you.

- Put effort into your responses. Let's use the golden rule!

- If you describe a fight, don't be gory.

- Reference bios to keep the responses fun!


Camden or your own OC can start! First response's choice ;]


 Lucasia Ragnvindr VictoryDrawsStuff

(FINN LUCASIAS COMING FOR YOUR ASS AGAIN AND THIS TIME SHALL BE HARSHER A-)

Oh no. Uh oh. Why must this happen? Gods above, please save Lucasia.

It is that cruel, evil, sexist, and very much a shithead person named Finn again. That one bastard she put a review on for 0.5 / 5 stars.

"I beg Archons, spare me please. SPARE ME PLEASE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???" Lucasia thought desperately as she walked up to Finn ready to beat the shit out of him, wanting to be saved from this hell.

Usually, the Twilight Heroine is friendly, supportive, and very kind. Usually, she wouldn't come to demise people instantly, so much so that she would actually curse at them and then probably beat the shit out of them by "freezeburning" them. She is friendly! But not anymore. No time for questions, no time for regret, there is no time for anything. Lucasia summoned her two swords, walking up to Finn.

"Archons damn you Finn, I gave a review on you last time. Now it is time to show what I fucking mean by that rating, an understatement of my true feelings for you." Lucasia told him.

Oh boi, this won't be good.


Tarus ArtisticTiger

VictoryDrawsManga

(sorry if this seems inaccurate, I can’t see the ocs profile.)

  “How dare you!” Tarus scowled at Lucasia like he was scolding a child. “Do you not have any good taste in music?!” Unbelievable!” He snatched her phone to scroll through her playlist. He was utterly disgusted! No classical music?! “What is this.. NIGHTCORE?! DISGUSTING!” Tarus was *this* close to deleting her whole playlist. But he calmed down. “Alright time for your mandatory piano lessons. Hopefully I can teach you what good music is..”

Sam Yooril

"Wait! you're telling me you don't like the greatest mmo game of video game history?" Sam exclaimed with her jaw almost hitting the floor. "you have no idea what you're missing out on Mr" She then goes on blabbering about the games amazing environmental design and other details about Monster hunter. Even though she had never played the game either because of financial reasons, she still had a huge place for the game in her heart as she's seen many play throughs 

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Uno Aloofcloud

Riouki 

First Mateo's fingers were gently touching his ears, the kitsune having allowed the other man to visit him so for the first time in his short life, he could touch a pair of fox ears.  As Mateo's hands gently moved about Uno's ears, they flicked in reply, Uno's bushy tail fluttering behind him.  Mateo must've really wanted to touch the fox's tail, the damn thing tempting him with it's movement because it wasn't long after that Uno felt the other male's hands on said fluffy tail. 

Okay, a touch was fine, a gentle touch- but it wasn't gentle for long as Mateo's curiosity seems to have gotten the better of him.  Uno felt a tug, and in immediate response the fox backhanded the back Mateo's head.  Uno held back a LOT of his strength, it was more of a 'hey don't do that' smack, and not something worse shattering Mateo's skull over- but still, Uno had warned Mateo previously about pulling too hard.  

At the very least Uno kept his promise when he said there would be no moaning, it was quite uncomfortable to have his tail pulled.  

"Damn dude, did you forget my warning? C'mon now." The kitsune tuts at Mateo, as if to scold a child. 

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Grug Gutbusta ProfessionalDumbass

In all intents and purposes besides culinary arts, carving, and ways to butcher the corpses of villagers, Grug was a simple Ogor. Many things got him angry, and many people to him looked tasty. Both could be said of Sasha. The Flat Gut was a loud, obnoxious piece of work that he could do without. It did not help that his only real friend, Anri, was adverse to him. Which, in most cases he would be indifferent to. However with how much that idiot laughed and got close, he was halfway sure he worshiped the lost god Slaanesh in passing. He hated those glass guts. He wanted to take them in the mouth an gut.

"Aioght den" Grug grabbed Sasha with a massive hand, easily encompassing most of his torso. Bringing Sasha's face up to his, an intense aroma of rotting teeth and meat emanated from the Ogor's slightly ajar maw. When he spoke more the horrible aroma of bad hygiene rolled out onto Sasha's face engulfing the man's senses "Youz gonna stup messin wiff Anri, an if yaz dunt Ima it ya ard." As if to prove this point, he took a massive finger and flicked Sasha in the nose. With an audible CRUNCH the nose folded in on itself as it broke. Grug now satisfied that his minor beating would dissuade the gross human, Grug tossed him aside. Only dealing more damage to the injured Sasha.

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★- Luka ! LukaDarling

terrence (claim! ooh boy... tiny octoling from splatoon vs adult man..)

The tiny octoling was yelling strange words in octarian, which was roughly translated to- 

"Hey! You can't smoke around here! you're gonna cause one of us to splat!" She bounced up and down to attempt to get the mans attention despite being a small creature.

"hey! look at mee!" 

Smoke annoyed Luka to hell and back, she'd rather go back to when humans were exctinct if this kept happening!