Spitwad sniffed and set a sole plate down onto a table, the table being more of a chintzy, creaky, small piece of trash that sat next to a so called 'couch'. The meal that resided on the plate was nothing too fancy, (shocker), but, surprisingly not a TV dinner of any sorts. Very surprisingly.
Instead, what sat on the plate was .. leftovers. Hey, I never said it was going to be any better than a TV dinner, now did I?
"Last night we all went to this chicken shack! It was .. okayyyy, but I loved their tenders. I know it looks a bit childish, but they're the best when they're homemade -- and oh! If you want it reheated for a bit more, let me know. Sometimes the middle gets cold and gross, but whatever." Spitwad glanced towards the elder party and raised a finger, " .. And I made some hot chocolate with that cocoa powder you gave me! I haven't tried it yet, but Vomit loves it!" Why yes, this grown man did feed his dog what would be considered 'pure cocoa'! But, is anybody here really that shocked?
"So, uh, if you want a mug -- oh, I'll just getcha one anyway. It's already done, I just gotta warm it up a bit maybe .."
After some time rummaging through the tiny, sad, little kitchen, Spitwad made his way out; holding two, luxurious mugs of hot chocolate, topped with the finest one bill store marshmallows you could simply die for. The drummer sat himself next to Dolores, gently placing the mug next to a .. oh. There's the aforementioned microwave meal. But alas, don't fear, Spitwad took the liberty of eating it himself. No grandmothers will die of heart failure on his watch.
He quickly scooped a plastic spoon into the microwavable dinner, swiftly taking a bite out of one food corner. With a mouthful of food, Spit mused; "The tenders are good, huh? If you haven't noticed, everyone's out tonight .. so maybe my bandmates won't notice that the chicken is gone. I'm not the one who saved that, anyway." Cancel Dolores for basically committing tender theft. NOW.
"I hear the place you live in is kindaaaa rich, so I dunno if you get to indulge in shittier food more often .. sorry, ah, pardon my french." Swedish, but okay.
"Ah, and you know me well enough, right?" He started, Vomit sitting mere inches away from the man's face just begging for just a singular, pure, wonderful bite of whatever the hell he was ingesting, "You don't gotta call me Spitwad! That's just a gross stage name, you can call me Roland if you wanna." He smiled and set the tray down on the couch's armrest, immediately causing Vomit's attention to be pulled towards it. A feast the dog truly indulge in, but Spit clearly cared less.
"How's your doggy dog doin', by the way? I have some spare doggy treats in the storage closet if you wanna, I dunno how big she is, but they're decently sized. And they're suppose to clean the dog's teeth, but I don't believe them."
np, spitwad can eat literally anything. but he loves spicy food and would probably eat a bucket of lava if he wanted to. not literally. he just likes spicy stuff.