Make a news headline for the above OC!

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago (Edited 6 years, 10 months ago) by  Aspen unused-account

//sweats

I made another game

so the goal of this is to write a funny news headline about something the above OC would likely do! For example, if I played Dax, the headline could be "Drunk Rockstar Yells From Roof About His Girlfriend"!

Please don't do low-effort responses!


But his tongue is naturally blue XD

Edit: (oh sorry ;;v;;)

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I mean she's an alien

but the do nothing part is accurate tbh

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If that aint the truth though 

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tHEY NEED TO KNOW

 

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