"If you were a tad more...corporeal, darling, I doubt that I would have any issues with this arrangement. But considering I can only feed off of what I can touch, we might have a slight issue. You'll be alright with me finding others for meals, right? You don't want me to starve, now would you?"
EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
"Ah...you have quite the sense of style, don't you? Not that I'm complaining or anything! My mother was a succubus! But as lovely as you are, perhaps we aren't the best match...for a fling, maybe, but for forever? I'm not sure..."
"Ummm...if this happens...I'll jump into my ship and fly off....to the VERY deepest corner of the deepest of deepest space. I don't want a creepy vampire yandere as my wife...nae danger..."
"Hey, wanna be in my fekking pmc? Cos yer fekking good."
"...I do not mean to sound rude, and apologies if I do, but I do not think it is wise of us to enter into a marriage together. I am not very suited to fighting and I doubt that you would have any use for me in your gang, after all. I suggest that we receive an annulment after this is done, for both of our interests."
"Not into fighting, eh? That's alright, I might not look all that capable, but when worst comes to worse, I'll protect you! You're my beloved now, after all.
Uh, I can't promise anything about our living conditions though. Is it too late to tell you that I don't have a gold piece to my name? As we said in our vows, for richer, for poorer, for better or worse!"
"I don't quite understand what is going on, but I don't think this is a bad union by any means! We both something of travelers, correct? If you fend off thieves, I in turn can earn us money by playing violin," Marion laughs kindly. "Besides, I don't find your appearance unlikable in the least, and you don't strike me as the unpleasant type - quite the opposite. If you can just be patient with me and my weak body... I'm sure we'll find a path we both can travel, together."
"New husband looks weak but soft and kind. Is ideal for raising many children when I am busy at work, but will require me to teach children how to survive and defend when I am home. Will have to teach new husband how to live outside the city but husband already knows how to dress for weather well. This will do. We shall be happy together."
"My, you're quite stunning to look at. You know, I think we'd look good together. I think we can make this work."
Laddie smiles. "I'm sure there are ways we could work around that. If you'll let me, I could do some research into it."
"I'll be honest, you're quite the handsome one~. However, superstition might pose a bit of a problem... I'm sure we can work around it. Bad luck might be harder to deal with, though..."
13 laughs softly. "No need to apologize, dear~. I don't blame you. Honestly you're probably better off without me."
"Well, at least I won't have to worry about being stuck in a marriage with someone who lacks intelligence. I'm not so sure getting caught up in, ah...family drama is a wise idea, but I suppose if we're going to be married, I'll help you in whatever way I can."
"ech.. of course it needs to be a human and a female. why would I ever have luck with a partner in my life, right?" the mermaid clearly doesn't look happy with his new wife, even more so since it probably would be a horrible idea to just eat her. "isn't your family such a high thing? why would they even try and get you together with someone like me?"