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EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
W.......... What?
A chill snaked up his spine and he felt his heart go still inside of him.
This can't.... I....
Everything was so wrong, yet the man across from him greeted him with the slight curve of a smile.
And the slighter clench of a hand around his waist.
No.
The suit was strangling him. Each breath felt like lifting the world off his chest. His eyes flicked back and forth, searching for anyone he could run to, any exit where he could break through and escape, but there was nothing. Only the gentle eyes of the man across him were there to meet his.
I can't do this.
The man's grin grew,
and
he
leaned
forward.
Yamaha's eyes shut and his mind prepared for what it thought it wouldn't be able to handle, but he felt not a pair of lips on his own, but the push of a whisper in his ear.
"I'm Yeli," the man chuckled. "Guess we're stuck like this now, aren't we?"
"Y.... yes." he replied, feeling his terror fade away for the moment.
(Note for anyone who responds to me, he's asexual/aromantic and a wIMP lol if you want to keep that in mind)
"Oh no...I really don't know how this is happening..." Aster was fiddling with his fingers, nervously. "I think you don't want this either, right? You seem like such a sweet man." Aster moved his hand to pet his head a bit, but then stoped. He didn't knew if he was invading his personal space or not, so he prefered not to, since he didn't wanted to risk making Yamaha uncomfortable. "It's alright, sweetie. I will solve this in no time, ok? No need to be nervous or anything." Aster smiled at him, trying to comfort and making him feel less anxious.
Eve bubbily bounced down the isle in her tightly knit wedding dress, the robins egg blue of the fabric very form fitting to the busty kitkin. Waiting at the altar was her solemn looking partner Agnes, who she came up to and beamed a wide smile at. "Agnes, come on.. smile! We're getting married in a few days!" she said with a bright tone, her bright blue eyes with stars as the pupils shining out onto her weary partner who managed to crack a smile of her own.
They looked like total opposites, but this is probably why the two of them did so well together. Agnes kept her down to earth, and Eve brought light into their lives. Her two furry tails swishing behind her, the skulls that floated at the end chattering in some foreign ancient language, undoubtedly looking happy, all eyes on Agnes. "I'm really excited, I hope you are too <3" she said cutely, bending down to the shorter lady and giving her a big kiss on the cheek!
Tulip was honestly just...dumbfounded by this whole thing. Of course, she had always thought about what her wedding would be like, who it'd be with, all that romantic stuff, but this was hardly romantic at all!
Standing at the altar with a woman she knew next to nothing about? This wasn't how it was supposed to go at all! Glancing at her "bride-to-be", Tulip couldn't help but wonder how Eve seemed to be as excited as she was about this. She was practically bouncing off the walls from how elated she seemed to be! It only made this next part even harder to say.
"I'm so sorry, but I can't do this! I mean, how can I marry someone I don't love?!" She paused for a moment, before nervously waving the thought off. "N-not that you aren't cute or anything, I mean, even though you're more my sister's type--Gah, what am I saying?!" Letting out a deep sigh to try and keep from babbling any longer, the imp glanced up at her with a sheepish look. "It's just...I've always wanted to get married, yeah, but there's no point in it if there's no love...I don't love you...I don't even know you, really...I'm...I'm sorry, I just can't do this."
Penelope's eyes were filled with a mix of panic and awe. Usually she'd be excited about weddings, but not her own! She quietly fixed her wedding gown and sighed as she looked to her bride-to-be.
On the sidelines, Penelope's dear friend May was standing in her corner, obviously her maid of honour. She looked equally as confused, but happy for her too.
The blonde then looked over to her bride once more. "I'm sorry if this is some dream I messed up. I may not be a billionaire boyfriend or something, but I promise to make you happy to make up for this mess I probably caused."
Penelope then looked away.
"Please let this be a bad dream... I'm not ready yet."