Your OC is forced to marry the OC above!

Posted 6 years, 4 months ago (Edited 5 years, 6 months ago) by colorful

EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!

I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?

This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.


As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.

You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.

In short, you're getting married prior your notice.


Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:

  • Your character must be above 18 years old.
  • Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
  • Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
  • Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
  • Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
  • Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
  • Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
  • Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
  • Rules can be changed anytime.

How does this work?

It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.

  • 1st guy
  • 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
  • 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
  • and so on...
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 Damien colorful

"...What are you going to gain from this?" Finally, a tone and expression that totally fits Damien's face. Before a potential dad-off starts, he turns and walks away.

 Giles Aconitum Dirge

"... Listen, I'm not sure how I feel about this... Having to marry you? No offense or anything, but I've never even been in a relationship, so this is guaranteed to suck." Giles said, a low growl in his throat brought forth by his frustration.

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Eethi Plobann Bluesulfur

A Teacher of humanoid, younglings.. you seem like a pleasant man!, the younglings would respect a guy like you... right?

though.. you seem to have a strong commitment to this humanoid... Ssssssign-Field? Seinfield!, i wouldnt want to intrude on your relationship with him! and regardless; I am not that way inclined, if you catch my meaning?

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Lalita Stareater

"I don't know you and I can't even begin to know what you are. A twisted human or a beast? It would be an amusing scare to my people for a time and your family intrigues me but I'll grow bored of you. Small talk is dull."

 Odette Combes dogstarlite

"Ugh... I don't think this is going to work out for either of us. We'll clash too much. But, if we have to make it work, just... Tell me what to do, I guess. I'll try to make the best of it."

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Rosalyn gummy

"I must say, you have a lovely personality, and you are quite pretty yourself........This could work, except I am in love with somebody else, sorry I would love to be friends instead, but I guess "force" means we must be married......"

 Minto RGBYTE

"Minto doesn't understand marriage but knows that it's just as special as having an owner! But Minto thinks you are happier with someone else, right? So Minto don't want to marry you if it means that you aren't happy and stuff. But we can be good friends as long as I get some yummy peaches every once in a while!"

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Haruka spacecadet

"Mm, I..." Haruka scrunched up her face a bit. "I suppose it'll be a bit hard for us both, won't it? If you cry often, that is, and I'm often busy, so I won't always have time for you. But we can work on your confidence, and it's nice that you're kind, and you're cute!" She grinned.