Forpion looks around at all of the flowers decorating the place, and, hearing the organs, is highly confused. After all, he has no knowledge of Earth weddings. Once he catches wind of what's going on, he exclaims, "What?! I'm a priest! I cannot be married; it is against our tradition!" However, his tone changes as soon as he lays his eyes upon Runa. "Hm, maybe I can break tradition a little bit…"
EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
"F*ck, it looks like your sin should be lust more than sloth if ya know what I mean? But at least you sound like you'd be intresting so I wouldn't mind what you did. I'm not really looking for a 'family' situation anyways so if you went to go do stuff every now and then that works out. As pathetic as it is, I actually like cleaning up house so if you leave a mess it's just going to be keeping me busy... ugh, please don't go telling people that though, married or not. But I wouldn't mind just being roommates if you're going to be a slob."
"Woah woah, okay. Wait a second. Now, you're pretty and all, but I'm not about this whole marriage thing. Especially since, uh... I don't know who you are. And where I am. I'm supposed to be investigating a case right now... Ah, god. My head suddenly hurts. Sorry, I need to go sit down. Call this off."
"O-oh, goodness..." Chiyoko sighed softly, looking off to the side. "I certainly don't mean t'be rude or anything, but I don't exactly care much for science, considerin' I never went to school an' all..." She paled even further, looking back forward. "And you won't be bringin' any dead things 'round me, right? 'Specially animals... Oh..." The little bunny girl had worked herself up into a light sweat, her delicate ears twitching this way and that. "But your eyes are real pretty, y'know that?" Putting a hand to her head, she crossed the other arm across her chest. "If it can't be helped, then don't go bringin' dead animals in here, y'hear?"
"I-I don't know how this would work...! I mean, I don't want to be rude, but I really don't see this working...! With the poison and everything, you know?" Emyra rambles on nervously, obviously uncomfortable with the union. She takes a deep breath to try to calm down before continuing. "W-we could get an annulment, I'm pretty sure...you seem very nice, but I just can't get married..."
"Owwww geez...AHAHA~" Alaire burst in laughter but she instantly made an attempt to keep herself silent, it was quite a solemn ceremony and no stupid laighters were allowed to kill it's mood after all. "Awww, man, sorry, nothing personal, but i just imagined our life as a wife and wife? Nah whatever... And i just can't stop laughing, like, seriously? Sorry, dude, but my guess your ears will fall down the first second you hear my singin' Anyway, we still could spend a few days together n stuff i think? Tho you really isn't my type, so sorry bout that i guess? "
"Hm... I must say that I do particularly like you when you have wolf ears, darling. It creates a certain sort of charming effect on you." The smile on his face widened. "However, you need to learn to control that temper. I don't particularly like this arrangement either, so if I were you, I'd clean up your act just a tiny bit." Leaning back on his chair, the prince fixed his lavender eyes on the demon on front of him. "But you're pretty cute."
Lulu stood stock straight and stiff, gripping very tightly onto the bouquet in her hands. Her voice cracked a little when she did eventually speak up, not looking towards her husband-to-be. "I'm...I'm really sorry that you're being made to do this...with me, of all people. I know a political marriage is important for our people, so I'll do whatever my mother says, though. Please don't feel like you have to change anything about your life-style for me; it's fine, I promise."