"Listen, lady. I understand that you like blood, but you're too, uh..." Makes a gesture to the smaller Vampire's body. "Too red? Does that make sense? You should diversify your wardrobe some more! In fact, I'll let you borrow some of my clothes~! I have amazing tastes, after all~"
How this works: Post IC and state what the OC above is/does/has too much of. This can be based on looks, personality, behavior, etc.
Rules:
- Use the word "too" at least once. That is the point of the game.
- Please put effort into your responses. There's technically no sentence minimum, but please no two-word responses.
- Your response should not be NSFW, offensive, or hurtful to real people. Let's confine the emotional pain to our characters.
- Wait until three other people have posted before you post again, unless it's been 24 hours. In that case, only one other person must have posted.
You get the point, right? So let's start for real with Dr. Fire!
"Oh, well, hmm...I'm not really good at this sort of thing. I mean, I can give my opinions and stuff but at the same time I don't wanna be mean at all doing it, because, like, I don't know you, but that doesn't mean that I have to be like, well, y'know, mean about how I phrase this. So, uh, yeah. Wait, give me a second. No, no, that doesn't work. Uh, maybe?...No, I think you might be okay there. Not to suggest that you aren't okay but y'know, like, still. Oh! I guess, you can be a little like into yourself? Not in like a vein way, I mean, maybe you could be. I'm not judging you there. Just, like, I mean, it seems like you only really care about yourself? If that makes sense? So maybe you are a little too all-about-me?"
"Holy crap, you're way too f*cking pink. Do you sh*t bubble gum or something??"
I apologize on my character's behalf
He's kind of a vulgar asshole who's not afraid to speak his mind /////
"Ah, I don't mean to judge, though I guess that's what I'm supposed to be doing here? Anyway! Under the Interstellar Forces' guidelines, you'd be too vulgar! If you ever wanted to join, you'd probably have to be more careful with your language! Luckily, I have a list of words to use as replacements for swearing. 'Gosh' is one of my favorites, but you can also use 'geez', 'golly', and 'golly-geez'! There's also 'fiddle-sticks', 'darn', 'shoot', 'shucks', or if you're really feeling spicy, 'fudge'! Don't worry if you don't get the hang of it at first, I've been doing this for years! One of my roommates has quite the potty-mouth, so he's still coming around. It's never too late to start stopping swearing!"
"You're WAY too talkative. Christ, if you keep trying to yap my ears off then I'm going to knock you to the ground, got it?"
"You're too SUSPICIOUS! You're hiding something, aren't you? It's a crime, isn't it!"
"K-Kid?! I'm not a kid, I-I'm older than YOU! >:'["
"Jesus Christ, yer too... eh, what the word, too nosy. Ya got yer nose in other people's business when ya can just deal with yer own! Keep to yerself at least! Gossip ain't helpin' no one."