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The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."
Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..
first one to post gets a free one!
if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3
No matter how angry, scared or sad you are, as soon as your mortal eyes gaze on our lord and savior Shocktopus, your heart fills itself with joy, peace and spiritual enlightenment.
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YES
Salvador has gone back to photos of himself without a mustache, and painstakingly adds one into each one, that's very detailed and carefully drawn. It's the only way for such a righteous 'stache.
Ryoko has a secret love for japanese metal music. like, shes a huuugggeee fan of babymetal, but nobody shall ever know that.
He sometimes takes off his fake tail and sleeps with it as one would do with a plushie
JKSHDCGJSGFKASHD ACCURATE-
the reason she's such a pacifist? one time when she was younger she squished a cockroach and it traumatized her forever. just the mention of cockroaches makes her weep uncontrollably, crying "why? why was i such a monster?? he had a family and a job at the motel!!!" everyone is uncomfortable when this happens
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ASFDFSDFGDFFS THAT SOUNDS LIKER HER ALRIGHT FFLSKDJS
Rosette once encountered an actual ball jointed doll and accidentally unhooked the s-hook that connected the wrist and was alarmed when the whole doll came apart and she was left holding a string of elastic (lets pretend they were strung the 1 elastic way as opposed to the multiple elastic method. If it was the multiple elastic method the arm would have just fell apart)
She quickly gathered all the parts and put them in a pile and scurried away pretending she didnt touch it.
(V YESSSSSSS! ASDFGHJ!)
Jessie will get upset when he cannot order off the kids menu. He has a very small appetite and just looking at a big plate of food grosses him the heck out. He will not speak up about this and still eat the entire plate because of awful awful anxiety, then he will get awfully, awfully sick. He does not go to restaurants very often any more and will have like, a handful of almonds for lunch.
May I please have your permission to make that canon? V
Due to Cheryl's love of fire and hatred of nature, she's come very close to accidentally becoming an arsonist on several occasions. She doesn't mean anything by it, but if she happens to be around the campfire she'll keep feeding it... and feeding it... and feeding it... It took an elaborate prank with a full-sized Smoky the Bear cut-out over the course of a month in order to scare her into being more careful. Only you can prevent forest fires!
((also hell yeah you can make this canon!))
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OMG that's the best, thank you so much!
。.:☆*:･
When alone, Veronica has tried the "Hot Librarian" trope of letting her hair down with a head shake like in the movies.
It only resulted in her hair getting frizzed and her getting dizzy and even irritated that someone would make that a thing in the first place.
She's just glad Tomino wasn't around to see that, or else she would never hear the end of it.
edit// fgsdfgsd thats a good one!!
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(Hope this is OK, this is my first time posting in any headcanon thread!)
She hardly ever gets drunk due to her high alcohol tolerance, but one time, she did, and woke up next morning to discover that she'd been drunk online shopping and bought a large number of very expensive, pointless items. Instead of getting rid of them, she kept them all and found uses for them.
v That absolutely sounds like something he would do. XD I love that.
Since he’s a vamp, he will drink cranberry juice and pretend it’s blood to freak people out. No one ever falls for it, but he keeps trying his darndest. Cranberry juice looks nothing like blood, Armin. Ones opaque and one isn’t. You silly goose.
V canon canon canon I’m literally making that canon
Batsu steps up when he hears someone getting called four eyes for wearing glasses and shows the rude person what 4 eyes actually is. Also when he's got a slow time in the store with no customers, he totally pretends he's putting on a concert with whatever is playing on the store speakers. He's a rockstar in his heart, dang it.
EDIT: Glad you liked it!~