Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Gives half-smoked cigarettes to his relatives for christmas

This is very true lmao

Acts professional but when hes drunk literally sings and dances to MCR at 3 am

He Naruto runs away when someone confesses to him.

Before he kills someone he runs behind them and say "Nothin' personal kid."

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ACCURATE I'M CACKLING ))

Once he opened a can using his big ol’ Chompers and now people won’t stop talking about it

She can never watch The Drew Carry Show cause at the end of the theme song when they say Hello Ohio, she freaks out that the show is saying hello to her.

Faith is wildly interested in the concept of Pokemon. Her team is literally nothing but Zorua. She'd even trade a Darkrai for a Zorua.

Probably tried to swallow fairy lights jjsjsj 

Loves Alice in Wonderland. His favourite character is the White Rabbit. 

Himeko's tails are so fluffy they pick up dust like featherdusters :0 it's for this reason her home is immaculately kept totally dust free. It's a hassle to get all the dust out of her fur in the end, though :0

this is REALLY GOOD because Ryn is the sweariest most rude of his whole party and he can do this anyway
"Darres, what the fuck did we say about swearing?"
"Valair, aren't you gonna thank this ugly son of a bitch for giving us free potions?"
classic dad ryn................

^omg I love this even more

Since Ryn is so good at taking care of kids, he accidentally slips into that mentality when not around them.  he will unintentionally go into “dad Mode” and call out his friends for cussing or being rude. They will tease him for this.

V canonically, yes she always mains as mercy

In multiplayer games such as Overwatch, she will ONLY play support characters. She only plays a damage character when shes basically forced to.