Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 2 years, 2 months ago) by gummy

The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."

Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..

first one to post gets a free one!


if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3

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 Ignatius evilfrog

had Hideaki not become a model, he would’ve become a barista instead- he loves coffee (and its scent) too much to not consider working at a cafe, but will most likely become one if he retires

Finrit gummy

I feel like hes big on his ~aesthetic~ and makes sure it is very on point on any social media. also he will NEVER be caught not being ~aesthetic~

Cleo Abadi Zaten

(this is probably gonna suck)

finrit probably tries to push his vegetarian agenda on his friends - and subsequently chucked a tantrum when they refuse

 Femi preciousbee

Cleo sometimes just likes buying cool candles to either 1) never ever use them because they're too pretty/smell too good or 2) waste them all instantly to watch the cool process of melting

also probably for that halloween aesthetic *:・゚✧ (since her birthday month is haLLOWEen moNTh)

 Ellie Yang Accela

she’s constantly broke because she has an addiction to buying perfume and her living space is filled with shelves and shelves of unopened perfume bottles. the other laras are worried

Sargon Xerxes Keigora

I like to imagine that since ellie is shy, she isn't too good at expressing her opinions to others either, like talking back and such. So what she does is she's sewn/knit a doll for herself that she uses to practice talking to. This can be from just practicing to make a convo flow, or creating a scenario in her head where she tries to argue with the doll.
She often loses the arguments though..

⭐ M E R C Y ⭐ Luckyee

Sargon has to wake up at unholy times just to have a long enough interval to polish his scales and get his hair to stop curling in certain ways-

Basically just maintenance in both forms is 200% 

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Mercy has no routine and will eat breakfast for dinner and lunch for breakfast and dinner for lunch or some crazy combination of food.

 Chenille preciousbee

Even if he has his mouse-pointer arms, Thaddeus is actually suPer terrible with modern technology. He's one of those people who needs a step-by-step walkthrough on how to open a new page in a browser, and freaks out when the screen goes black when the device goes to sleep, thinking it has died on him.

The few sites he manages to figure out naturally are like game websites/game apps though, and often spends lots of his time on coolmathgames.com

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Sorry to make another Vocaloid cover crack headcanon, but this one was an amazing gimme.

Artemis knows the song "The World is Mine" by heart, even if the song is extremely old for his time of origin. It started by it getting stuck in his head very often, and then he just kind of gave into it. Nobody else knows about this, however.

TF21 "petra" Zaten

(might be a bit ooc)

due to her being an introvert,  she wants nothing to do with the diamond throne. being queen (I think that's correct??? I know nothing about your characters) would mean having to hang around people, and since she has a hard time interacting with people, the house of diamonds reputation could fall because of her??? (im literally taking blind stabs in the dark here qwq)

to the next user: you may have to go with something history or appearance based since she doesn't really have a personality.

 

Roswell van Breek fizzelston

Petra likes hats. For some reason this Ai powered android likes to put on hats. She may even kinda collect them, her fav is a large summer hat she found in the trash one time 

Sheriff and Venus Parasolhyena

Roswell actually has real rats and they get much more respect and kindness from him them his "Rats".
He actually buys them the best food and makes sure to keep them away from Ricasso.

Turns out they come in handy sometimes, their are a lot of people who are afraid of rats and he has used this in some devious ways.
He does not view them as pets however but he is kinder to them then a lot of people.