Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 2 years, 2 months ago) by gummy

The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."

Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..

first one to post gets a free one!


if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3

Koi Mercenary_Ike

Avy likes to call King her smol titty gf. 

King responds by sneaking catnip into her drinks


Edit: Fucking canon

 Bobina preciousbee

Koi has had that rare, once-in-a-lifetime moment where when playing a dress-up/character generator game and she hit the randomize button, she got a character that looked exactly like her!

Basil zinnia

whenever bobina's hat/head bumps into something, it makes this noise

♛Rutherford♛ LifeInCartoonMotion

Mirror B's theme would make them dance so hard they'd nearly be able to summon rain.

 Katu Gelui Blonda4

Rutherford is very meticulous about his horns and polishes them at least once a month.

Astral H. H. Almondlover

Katu sings Roxanne to ROXY when feeling particularly heartbroken

 STEFANI WHITEWOODS NYAHILISM

if someone happens across Astral in one of his more plainly violent moods, he does a great impression of a fainting goat.

 Daisy preciousbee

While Stefani would never dare bring it up ever again, she once accidentally stapled her thumb to a bulletin board, and was terrified of staplers for the following month. If anyone ever brings that incident up around her now, they'll never be seen again.

Akemi Shugahime

Daisy still occasionally mixes up words in some of the English language she's learned. It has lead to some rather embarrassing situations... one happening to be trying to ask a lady out, but accidentally asking her about a cheese grater?  

Jil gummy

She thinks its kinda funny when people are saying something out loud that is kind and friendly, but in their minds they are absolutely roasting somebody. She found it quite shocking when she was first able to read minds and just thought people were just really rude all the time. 

Shoko (Sho) Akani Zaten

Jil absolutely despises the anime fairy tail due to how it portrays dragons. 

and being the emo he is, Jil spends the time he isn't watching anime watching emo band crack videos.

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 Augustine & Mandy preciousbee

Octavian once drank a whole glass of gummy bears and syrup, and proceeded to pass out from the sheer amount of sugar buzz it caused. Luckily, he didn't die, but the doctors heavily forbade him from doing that ever again after he woke up in the emergency room.

Sinomis

Augustine is a bit jealous of mandy because she can never taste any of the tons of sweets she insists in buying

 Rayzel Candela JulianaScientifica

While playing with kids, Chi suddenly encounters one of the kid's mother who is surprised seeing her acting very cute towards them. The mother said she was really cute but orders her son to get back to their homes. Afterwards, Chi is really shocked that she ran away very fast due to embarassment.