Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Posted 5 years, 9 months ago (Edited 2 years, 2 months ago) by gummy

The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."

Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..

first one to post gets a free one!


if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3

Margaret PepperoniDrizzle

Petunia has killed and will kill again if you say something negative about ANY flower

BluCheavy

Margaret has been in world war two

♥ Gild ♥ Gild

Mori unironically enjoys soap operas and rom-coms, and she'll ABSOLUTLEY fight you to the death in a Denny's parking lot if you try to call her out on it.

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Lunarayn (Luna) Whik SwanMuffin27

Polaroid is such a cutie that sometimes people will just give her stuff for free because of how adorable she is

Eshelle SapphireBatWings

Almost got suspended from Conjuration School of Magic for starting a massive Harry Potter roleplay. 

Bunny and Jupiter Parasolhyena

Eshelle Despite being a fierce soldier has a love for squids, she even had a rad necklace of a squid

She also once threw one of her enemies so far that all the people watching were just stunned.

Dahlia Saviteil SwanMuffin27

Despite how much larger Jupiter is, she absolutely loves being the small spoon, and Bunny is more than happy to be the big spoon. Or well, more than happy to try to be the big spoon

Bunny also has a big interest in space, and Jupiter has a big interest in the ocean

Mikayla Ruery

Dahlia's feet actually hurts a lot since she doesn't wear shoes, but she's too cool to say anything.

She's also too cool to admit that she ties her hair back so people can look at her awesome scar; she didn't get slashed on the face (by her own sister!) for nothing

♚ Lucien Alchemist

Mikayla ripped the sleeves off her own shirt in a fit of rage, but flaunts it anyway because it looks cool

Nathaniel Clement fizzelston

Besides being good in potion and poison brewing, he's aslo...really good in making jam. 

Avery Vyner FellowPigeon

Nathaniel has to control the pressure around himself or he'll decompress and lose some of his shape like a blobfish

Professor F Staite VladimirsAngel

The real reason Avery built the Creature is so that they always have someone to listen who doesn't get That Look after about half an hour (or sixteen questions, whichever is soonest). 

headcanon accepted, that's adorable

Rue Ruery

The tattoos he has is based on the drawings that the child patients in his hospital drew for him.