genesis occasionally writes sappy love poems
The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."
Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..
first one to post gets a free one!
if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3
Ereshkigal is allergic to pancakes, but she loves the smell of them. She has a collection of pancake scented candles.
(Sorry not sorry XD)
scourge lives in the forest because he's trying to find a unicorn- not because he likes to be alone. he wants to catch one and k i l l i t . for it's rainbow glitter blood. so he too, can become a glitter unicorn. it's been his secret passion ever since he was young.
Klimt does not understand technology. teaching him how to use a computer is harder than teaching a grandmother how to use one.
I feel that when Haneva gets busted for illegally dealing memes selling her human goods, her first instinct is to jump out the nearby window and run. Well, providing there’s some kind of window in the first place. If not the window, she can always attempt to run through a wall. She usually does as well.
Did I mention that she’ll also sell some memes, for a price?
Don’t wear any other type of hat around her, she’ll probably hate you for the rest of your life if you do so.
tBH YEAH PROBABLY
Bingo likes neon lights because he likes to imagine that they're burning the voices out of his head.
Nicodemus has that cloth over his face because everyone stinks.
Sorry, not sorry.
V I AM MAKING THAT CANON AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME