I guess I'll start!~ I figure since you didn't post IC nor post a character after that I don't have to do anything, lemme know if that's not true!

"Oh NO" , Hara sighted. "Just at first glance, I can see your loud. At least, your music is. You're in a band or something, I'll assume? Yeah, stay away from me. I just want my peace and quiet, thank you. You probably have a lot of friends already, you don't need me, haha." 

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"Ah, yeah. So you're quite the ~radical~ type. I see, I see. Glad for you. Whatever floats your boat, if it makes you feel better. Still, I stay true to my word-- We aren't made to be friends. You have good ones already, and I'm unfun at parties." 

"You seem like... the proper type...? Not like that's uh... a bad thing! It's good! Or uh, at least in your case it seems good? You seem like someone who's approachable yet still really elegant...! Am I making sense...? Though it sounds like you're a bit of a loner... but you don't let that be bad either! You seem kind of like the person I'd look up to!"

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"I guess I wasn't too off the nose...! You're indeed an elegant individual, and though you might not really, er, accept it, your caring over your protege is admirable...! You really do sound like quite the bookworm, and even that might be an understatement... perhaps we could share books some time...! I know you might feel neutral on humans, but neutral isn't a bad way to feel at all. You're, uh... still definitely someone I'd look up to-!"

EXPECTATION: "Hmm? You seem kinda interesting, and if I'm honest, kind of one to not seek out thrills or otherwise dangerous things in life. If that makes sense? So umm, basically wanting to keep things safe. You also seem kind of nervous or otherwise on edge there...? I'm not sure how to explain it..."

REALITY: "Ah? It seems that you're more interesting than I thought you'd be! What's everything like? Though... staying up doing paperwork and such doesn't seem that fun... neither does trying to be the best at everything... but hey, I'm just a kid, what do I know? Although, I really do wish you the best."
(he's lying about the "kid" part)

Expectation: "To be completely honest you look like a girl. It's the eyes and the name that get me the most. Maybe a bit of the hair too? Not that that's a bad thing though. You look very aloof, and to me, you give off the "I don't really care vibe." Hm... What else... Oh yeah, you look very blunt, very straight to the point. Anything else? No... Not really, not that I can think of right now. I just hope that you're a girl and that I'm not an ass for assuming." 

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Reality: "Damn it... Now I feel mean for assuming that you're a girl. My bad, dude. We are around the same age too, that's a cool coincidence. Anyways, I guess I was a bit right? You don't really care much for what people think about you or what you like. On the other hand, you don't sound very aloof at all, more of the opposite really. You're a very kind person that prioritizes other people before them, You're good at listening, laughing at jokes when they might not be funny. Stuff like that. I'm sure we could get along if we had the chance to. 

Expectation: "Hmm, looks male. Seems like the innocent type. Eh, you seem too happy and nice for us to get along but then again, sometimes the nicest looking ones are serial killers". Juno squints. "Would explain the mask and cap."

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Reality: "I'm so glad my first guess was right because I don't need anymore creepy weirdos lurking around. A little younger than I expected, and I did not expect a wife/girlfriend, especially one who seems pretty outgoing." Juno starts to walk away, and then turns around, looking suspicious. "You never explained the cap and mask though..."

Expectation: "Even though you're smiling, you still look like an adult, so I don't feel like I can trust you - adults with smiles plastered on their faces for no apparent reason are always bad news. I'm not sure if you're really a human either. But you do seem like someone who wouldn't show ill intentions straight to other people, and I guess I can see you not really making a scene in a public place - if anything, you seem like a careful planner preferring to do things efficiently but quietly." 

Reality: "Glad I listened to my own instincts about not trusting you, because it seems I was right on that - as well as on the fact you're no human. I admit though, I might have thought of you as a tad more evil than you seem to be in the end, and you seem more charismatic and charming than I gave you credit for. I also hate to admit it, but I know I would never stand a chance against someone like you if you were to wish me ill, so, uh, I think I better leave now..." 

Ilja, frantically stuffing bread sticks into his pocket: "sorry uncle called I need to go now"

Expectation: "Ooh boy... I don't know what age you are, but... you're younger than me, I assume? That's nice, that's nice. That's nice to be so confident, isn't it? I know some adults would assume you're carefree- but that knife of yours... it tells me otherwise. I hope it's... for self-defence or something. Yeah, that would be great if that was the case. Just don't tell me you use it on innocent people; it that was the case, I guess we wouldn't be friends..."

Reality: "Ah, that's great! Uh, oh! I don't be mistaken, I didn't mean that... your... life history was great or anything. I'm sorry if it sounded like this! I mean, you are a great person. I would have to say a great kid, but I find it inappropriate. Just a 'me' thing... Hmm. Sorry, I rambled again! But yeah, keep doing your thing! You remind me of some of my friends... and... I have to admit, I somehow admire you.

Oh. And there's something else I'd like to tell you. About the "innocent people" from earlier... That Vivian obviously isn't one of them, so I allow you to stab her. Not that I'm an authority figure or anything-"

Expectation: "Hmm... Well she's clearly a ninja, she's super sweet and caring, um... I'm not sure sure what to else to expect but I feel like she's not that good at her job."

Reality: "Ah ha, I was right about everything, probably should have guessed she's sleepy a lot though... Oh, and her liking Horror and Occult stuff is a surprise."

Expectation: "Oh wow! I love the hair, perhaps they are a scientist judging from their name and appearance?"

Reality: "Oh I'm sorry I called your goggles glasses! Its so cool that you like plans and all! You work in the electronics store? I assumed you were a student!"

 edit: dammit i forgot to IC

(ooc: i skimmed read the bio, might be inaccurate) 

expectation: "i can just tell that you're gonna be high energy just from what I can see. probably very childlike and innocent with some hot-headedness?"

reality: " god jeez that's a very long bio- anyway, I did not expect you to be married to so many danm people! are you sure you're not jack in disguise? and you like to play the drums, you didn't seem like the type! but you seem a little too bipolar for me to hang around. no hard feelings... now you seem even more like jack..."