step 1167: Attempt to calm your children down by presenting them with the dead corpse of the parent that didn't eat them
Stolen from Drawception forums.
Basically it's like you're contributing to a tutorial or cookbook by providing instructions from the first step and...well, until as long as this thread can go because we're doing one ENDLESS step by step, as mentioned in the title.
Rules:
- New rule 9/3/19: You can post either as OOC or roleplaying as IC!
- You can literally....post whatever instructions as you want, really, though it'll be more fun if it's something related to the previous step (regardless if you continue or slightly twist it.) (E.g. Step 1: wake up from bed, Step 2: go back to sleep, Step 3: ASCEND TO OUTER SPACE DURING YOUR SLEEP)
- These instructions will be all fun and games and can be as long or short as you want but don't attempt on anything NSFW, offensive or just plain rude.
- You may post again after every 3 posts unless the last post were left for over 12 hours.
- Don't skip number, edit your post if sniped.
...and lastly, have fun! We shall create the ultimate guidebook or wikihow with this mess that our characters created |D
Step 1168: When they have settled down, instruct them in the art of butchering with gentle guiding hands and an even tone of voice.
( time to revive this thread woohoo )
Step 1169: make the kids work in butchering without paying them, and get ( hopefully ) rich
Step 1172: Make 10x more money than you had originally by showing off you giving your cats treats and cat toys on the internet through the power of cute cat videos