[IC] I Like My Coffee How I Like My...

Hi! Welcome to the "I Like My Coffee How I Like My..." thread game!

HOW TO PLAY:

-Choose a character and complete the following prompt: "I like my coffee how I like my [X]...". Then, describe properties relating to whatever X you chose. They do not necessarily have to be applicable to coffee, too.
-You must post IC.
-If your character doesn't drink coffee, you can use tea instead. If your character doesn't drink either, you can use a drink of your choice.

EXAMPLES:

Person A: I like my coffee how I like my women -- sugary sweet.
Person B: I like my tea how I like my gemstone collection -- green!
Person C: I like my coffee how I like my men -- I don't like coffee, and I'm a lesbian.

RULES:

-Do NOT post anything NSFW.
-You can post long, prosey responses, or short, simple responses!
-Most importantly, have fun! Trust me on this.

I'll start us off!