Grumpy Goat's Writing Commissions [OPEN]

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago (Edited 4 years, 6 months ago) by YunaNoire

Yes, writing commissions! For a decent price, i’ll write whatever you want me to (within reason obviously)!

First of all here’s what I will do:

SFW pieces (of course)
Smut/Porn/NSFW pieces/Lemons or whatever (18+ only)
OC pieces (Written character descriptions at least must be provided for each OC. Visual refs are also greatly appreciated)
Fanfiction for select fandoms only (Popular fandoms include Homestuck, Undertale, Steven Universe, RWBY and Overwatch. If you need a full list of fandoms, please ask!)
Shipping Fics
Gore
Most Fetish Pieces (Except for kinks listed below)
Any genre
Self Insert Fluff/Romance
Reader Fics

Here’s a list of what I won’t do:

Fandoms not on my list (See List Below)
Smut with a focus on Ageplay, Raceplay, Sexism, Abuse, Noncon, Bestiality (There are also other kinks I might not do, so if I refuse your idea then please understand)
Pieces that involve real people
Nonfiction/Academic essays
Self Insert Smut

You can find some examples of my work on my deviantart, in my toyhou.se library or my ao3 !

Payments will be done through paypal and will be discussed privately. If you are interested, then please send me a note on deviantart, message me on my personal twitter or shoot me a message here on Toyhouse!

Here's the general process I go through when it comes to commissions!

First of all, I will ask for the main concept of your piece. It is important you provide as much info as possible during this phase. This info can include references for your characters or species or universe.
Then I will ask how long you'd like for the piece to be. This is important, otherwise the price of your commission will vary greatly.
After this, I will start work on your commission in my own time and will update you along the way, should I be taking longer than usual. If a period of a month goes by without an update, feel free to message me for an update. During this time I may share an portion of the work with you to see if it is coming along to your specifications.
Once I have completed the first draft, I will send it to you. After this point, you cannot cancel the commission at any time. If you like it, then I will go back and proofread it until it is completely polished. If there are any changes however, I will make them and then show you it again, to see if any further changes must be made.
Once the final piece is completed, I will send you an invoice through paypal so you can pay for the commission.

Here are my prices:

0-500 words - £5 [$7.06]
500-1000 words - £10 [$13.23]
1000-1500 words - £15 [$19.85]
1500-2000 words - £20 [$26.46]
2000-2500 words - £25 [$33.08]
2500-3000 words - £30 [$39.69]
3000-3500 words - £35 [$46.31]
3500-4000 words - £40 [$52.93]
4000-4500 words - £45 [$59.54]
4500-5000 words - £50 [$66.16]

Any pieces above 5000 will follow a similar pricing pattern as seen above.

For those who want me to do fandom pieces, here's a big list of all the fandoms i'm willing to write for!

Persona (I have played and completed 3, 4 & 5 plus Q and Arena Ultimax)
Fire Emblem (I have played and completed Awakening, Fates, Echoes and The Blazing Blade.)
Shin Megami Tensei (I have only played and completed SMTIV)
Dangan Ronpa (I have played and completed every single game and watched all of the anime)
Zero Escape (I have played and completed all three games)
Gatchaman Crowds
Kill La Kill
Kingdom Hearts (I have played and completed every single game)
Spyro the Dragon (Original PS1 trilogy only)
Cardcaptor Sakura (I'm not caught up on Clear Card arc but I have watched every episode of the original series. I have also read the entire original manga)
Sonic the Hedgehog (I have played almost all entries in the series and i'm familiar with all of the characters)
Kirby (I've played most major games in the series and I am familiar with most of the characters)
Senran Kagura (I have played and completed every major game in the series, apart from Burst Renewal)
My Hero Academia (I'm a little behind on this but i'm close to being caught up with the manga)
Danmachi (I only really know up to where the anime goes to. I have not yet watched Sword Oratoria)
Mass Effect (I have played and completed the original trilogy. I have not touched Andromeda)
Godzilla (I haven't seen too many of the movies but I am familiar and interested in a lot of the characters)
Undertale/Deltarune
Homestuck (It's been a while since i've read through it all properly but I have read through all of it)
Steven Universe (100% caught up)
Pokemon (I have played just about every mainline game but not too many spinoffs)
Final Fantasy (Only for the ones i've played which are I, III, VII, X, XIII and Mystic Quest)
Hyperdimension Neptunia (I have played most of the spinoffs and the first three remakes on Vita)
Madoka Magica (I have seen the whole series, Rebellion and have read a number of the spinoff manga)
Street Fighter
Fallout (3, NV and 4 only)
Dragon Age (Origins and 2 only)
Shantae
Splatoon
Vocaloid
Gravity Rush (Currently only for the first game)
Overwatch
NieR (First game or Automata)

Other Fandoms may be available so if you don't see your series here then just ask me!

Finally, here are all the terms and conditions for my commissions, Please look them over beforehand, I'd rather there not be any sort of trouble!

I have the right to cancel and refund your commission at any time!

Whether it be that I can’t do the commission due to life issues or otherwise, I will talk it out with you and refund you promptly!

You can cancel the commission at any time before I send you the first draft of your piece.
You cannot cancel after this point!
You cannot cancel a commission after payment has been sent, unless it is an emergency!

If you file a chargeback against me without talking to me about it first, you will be revoked of all rights to everything I have ever made for you. I have the right to edit, rewrite, and reuse what I have written for you for myself or for others.
You will be placed on a permanent blacklist. You will never be able to commission from me ever again.
I have every right to file a complaint against you and I have all the rights to the money you have given me.

By commissioning NSFW material from me, you agree to being eighteen years of age or older.
If I find out at any point of the commission that you are under the age of EIGHTEEN, I will automatically cancel your commission and place you on blacklist.
You will NOT get a refund.

As the artist, I reserve the right to refuse any commission without needing to give a reason. I also reserve the right to update my rules at any given time.

I have five active commission slots at a time, so these five pieces are what i'll be working on full time. A person's place on the list does not signify any sort of working order. I will be working on all of these commissions interchangeably so just be patient.

Along with these active slots, I also have a waiting list with about 10 slots. Unlike the above list, a person's place on this list does signify a working order. Whoever is at the top of the list will be placed into the active slots once one has been opened.

That's it for now! Thanks for reading this far and if you're interested, I hope to hear from you soon!

Disclaimer: As a writer, I reserve the right to turn down any commission and/or amend this post at any point.

YunaNoire

Bump!!