Emoji Cinematic Universe

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• i was always picturing mr. shit with the tallest handsome dirty figure but he is literally so fucking tiny  it’s fine i’ll imagine him as a tall guy. i think it fits his cool filthy demeanor
• mr. shit is actually a super sanitary guy! doesn’t have mysophobia but likes to keep things clean and neat. he’s been like this since he was a kid and spiraly over there has one of the messiest rooms known to man. astonished has a room that is the very definition of organized chaos. the primary reason for his room being so messy is because he is awfully clumsy in his daily life, knocking down coffee cups, tripping on clothes, throwing papers everywhere. whenever frederick shit comes to visit, he ends up cleaning spiraly’s room in the apartment
• shit is very good at doing hair! he would put little braids in spiraly’s hair and give him several cute hair clips!! it contrasts his image but he very much likes buying cute things
• imp wears those hoodies with a denim jacket on the outside and it’s sweltering. it’s okay he likes the look of it. and pleading must admit that he looks fabulous in it.
• pleading is the student body representative for his year! he works so hard and gets appreciated so little… imp sometimes drops off a cup of coffee from his favorite coffeehouse (he sees him there a lot) but never reveals his identity in fear that he would be scared of him. except, it’s very easy to tell since he is gazing glaring at pleading whenever he drinks the coffee. the misunderstanding shrinks smaller by day or is it growing.
• imp and astonished became friends since freshman year of university. they were put in a social studies class together and had to do a group project, and only astonished was able to put up a conversation with him. if you could call it a conversation. they ended up getting a B on the final project and astonished shook hands with him & they became dormmates their 2nd year
• monocle is a very young corporate owner of the company Spectacles™️ that frederick shit and spiraly work for. he did not go to university and inherited the company straight out of high school. the university is close to headquarters and that is where he met his beloved astonished. and after that he decided to attend the classes on a whim
• astonacle. plimp. shitral. i went insane at shitral
• astonished and monocle have their honeymoon literally on the moon!! it is a very fun time and astonished breaks out of his tired aloofness for a moment to admire all the stars and rest himself on monocle’s shoulder. monocle is blushing profusely 
• imp searches the internet on how to be more cool because he wants to attract pleading. one of the results that came up was to lean against the wall on one shoulder while talking to them and he tested it out on one of his acquaintances. that acquaintance gave him all of his money and ran away. it did not work out very well.
• imp is attracted to pleading because of how hard he works. he does so much without expecting anything in return and that is extremely admirable of him. naturally, imp became so attracted that he couldn’t help but give him the recognition that he deserves
• frederick shit. joe astonished. i am wondering what everyone else’s first names are. mister? monocle? mr. mister monocle
• random thought i want an rivals to lovers emojiship that kiss everyday
• astonacle ↓
• astonished never really had much of a care for romance until he met with monocle. monocle was the same, believing that no one could reach his standard. imp was always a romantic but there was no one who would reciprocate his feelings. pleading was always too focused on something else to care for romance. shit had a romance life as normal as any other person but he can be a little dense when it comes to figuring out if someone is crushing on him or not. he is flirty when he doesn’t mean to sometimes. spiraly also had a usual romance life but most of the time it didn’t end up very well for some reason…
• imp is a scaredy cat when it comes to the supernatural. when he goes to watch horror movies with astonished, he is freaking out his face becomes astonished’s. his major in university were going out to do a bonding trip and it was a test of courage and pleading, who is in his same major, offers to partner up with him. imp clings onto him the entire time and pleading finds it sort of cute!
• shit always offers spiraly to go out somewhere separate from a company trip and spiraly always accepts. he thinks that shit does that to everybody. with his charming. dirty. smile and no! he doesn’t! it’s just for spiraly. spiraly is very reluctant to think that shit might actually have feelings for him
• the amount of liquids and foods that spiraly poured on shit.
• imp is a mediocre student. his grades are stuck at B’s and C’s, and pleading offers to help him out by tutoring him. of course imp accepts because he wants to be closer to pleading! they often study at the library at first, then at cafes, then at each other’s dorm rooms. astonished sometimes tags along but can’t say much since he’s not in their major. he just came for the sandwiches
• monocle prides fashion but not to the point where he would sacrifice comfort. he will wear the tackiest pajamas at home and astonished will wear those pajamas to class. no one knows that they are monocle’s.
• i have a strange urge that i am going to make so many sub AUs that will never be elaborated on. ummm suddenly superpowers! monocle would hit things using the power of money. i mean he would be able to use psychokinetic powers using money as fuel. where that money goes? questionable. i like to think that he gets it back after a while. astonished can probably use a huge slice of bread as transportation and can chuck food as a weapon. imp is commonly mistaken for a thug due to his appearance. he can transform into a big purple oni and everyone thinks he’s a villain. sadness. pleading probably has the biggest nerd brain ever & is an amazing analyst on the field! mr. shit superpower? nothing to do with shit. i think he can restore broken buildings after the heroes and villains DESTROY them. thanks a lot. spiraly is a very speedy individual who works with pleading to rescue victims from the fight. but he trips on a lot of debris and sometimes sends the people he saves flying
• spiraly’s hair is a little curly but very soft to the touch. frederick can’t help but run his hand through spiraly’s hair when he has the chance and if spiraly is awake then spiraly’s head explodes. kaploom 🎇
• plimp and astonacle have lots of double dates and one day they went to a laser tag place. bad idea. pleading was the one who got all the kills. imp is very big and he’s not all that strategic. his moves are big and he’s easy to hit! astonished is always in his own little world, staring at the corner of the place and pleading was able to snipe him. monocle was surprisingly the hardest to take down… he ran out of stamina quickly and pleading was able to take him down with ease. they all went roller skating after and monocle cannot skate for beans. imp is pretty proficient and pleading is on the same level. astonished seems to let the wind push him. in. in the indoor rink
• there was a time in life where spiraly was constantly staring at frederick’s lips. the lips that hid his dirty charming smile. and his coworkers had to put their hands over his eyes to get his attention. he was so embarrassed that he ignored anything having to do with mr. shit for a day
• imp and pleading probably end up dancing under the stars at the bonfire before their graduation from university
• imp is definitely a b-boy. also has very thick eyebrows. love him
• pleading and imp go to the movies for a date and they go see a tragic romance story. they flooded the entire theater in their tears and got posted on the university page for silliest couples [they were not dating yet. it was a friend date. but they were both so soso soooo happy that people thought they were a couple]
• astonished likes to give monocle lots of random hugs throughout the day! pleading likes to have imp bend down so he can kiss his forehead. and shit’s way of showing affection to spiraly is always helping him get up after he trips and kissing his injuries
• shit is the type of person to enter spiraly’s apartment and decorate it galore with streamers and balloons while he’s asleep to make their birthday a POPPIN’! surprise. he has to clean the room up for a while before he starts decorating and spiraly ends up getting caught in the streamers and falling face first into the cake. shit laughs [very attractive] and spiraly feels his heart. he feels his heart beat so fast. a laugh that only he could hear on his birthday. that was the best gift ever
• halloween and they all dress up as their emoji and mr. shit. mr. shit is off his shit he is
• imp worked in the amusement park as a mascot and it made him happy because he was able to communicate with the children and hand them balloons without them running off. but it was hot as hell. bad downside
• pleading squishes imp’s cheeks a lot and imp looks at him with the kindest melted expression and pleading looks around, covering them with imp’s jacket. no one could see this side of imp ever. he did indeed snag a good guy
• frederick gives lots of air kisses and spiraly ends up tripping on something as a result. he holds back on his air kisses so spiraly stops getting injured on the job
• shit and spiraly eventually move in together and they commute by train to their workplace since it’s quite a bit away! their home is cozy and comfy and mr. shit takes care of cleaning and cooking while mr. spiraly does the laundry and other miscellaneous tasks. tasks among us? shit is pretty much the one who wakes spiraly up everyday after they move in but it’s the other way around during busy months in the company
• astonished is an art major!! he is very abstract in his process but his works are absolutely mind boggling. pleading and imp are both in architecture and their building is right next to the art building. monocle, when butting into astonished’s classes, creates some scribbles. some mysterious scribbles and astonished gives him 5 thumbs up
• monocle is tone deaf you heard it here first but it’s that type of tone deafness that only acts up in front of a microphone. his voice is heavenly otherwise. imp is above average at singing and pleading sings metal and rock songs. imp is pleasantly surprised and sings along and they are unable to speak the next day. astonished is ordering and eating snacks at the karaoke place and hitting the tambourine. spiraly sings well but something is always messed up for some reason! he is clumsy and he has bad luck he is tragic. and mr. shit is a stud at singing umm his voice is deep & charming &. you know
• astonished often takes monocle outside to the park to use him as a painting subject but sometimes he gets lost in his graceful figure and forgets to paint. monocle isn’t mad but really wants to give him affection because jeeby that was cute!
• pleading is a complete board game nerd. he is actually a nerd to ANY game (it is his hobby). and forgets to dial it down whenever he’s playing with imp, astonished, monocle, and his senior, spiraly. when he wins he gets this moment of realization that he was TRYHARDING and apologizes to everyone. 
• spiraly was the student body president when he was in his 3rd year of university. he had to rely on his underclassmen a lot but he was a dependable president. pleading is going to follow in his footsteps and be the student body president [promotion] next year
• pleading is invited to watch imp when he is breakdancing in the city and his heart is captivated by his moves. he puts in so much passion and the smile he holds. oh my gosh his smile. it crashed in like a monsoon, these feelings
• astonished is invited to be a tree in the drama department and he played it so well. [he was asleep] monocle was so touched by his performance and took many photos with his fancy schmancy digital camera
• pleading is actually very chippy with his words. when someone’s trashtalking imp he fights back fiercely with the most amazing comebacks and the sweetest face ever. sugar & spice man
• pleading getting a 92 on an assignment and imp being confused on why he is so down?? dude it’s just 8 points leave us some crumbs
• shit has dimples and he is a young stud in the workplace. so skilled that he was able to achieve such a high position at a young age. so charismatic. probably winks like a beast. everyone is wooed by him
• pleading is the type of guy to always say i love you throughout the day randomly. and every time. imp is shaking. he can’t take it anymore his romanticist wishes are finally getting fulfilled he is so happy. so happy that his face glows red and his mind is so fried that he can’t speak comprehensively
• when spiraly and shit are at home, shit often sits on the floor with spiraly in front of him, and he hugs him for a long time. it’s a huge healing process for the both of them and sometimes shit will whisper some affectionate talk with spiraly. and it’s not dirty but it feels dirty?? mr. shit is a talented man
• while mr. shit and mr. spiraly are boss and subordinate in the same department [they are sales reps], shit often has to go out on business trips overseas and he does not skimp out on letting spiraly know where he is every time he goes somewhere new. and he makes sure to call spiraly at an appropriate time everyday and talk about everything! spiraly doesn’t tend to take care of himself very well when shit is away but shit is always texting him so he can be motivated and eat meals and sleep at the right time
• EVERYONE knows about shit and spiraly. they knew when they developed feelings for each other. they knew when they moved in [they wore each other’s ties by accident] and they knew. they always knew. and they teased the both of them horribly. 
  • “shouldn’t you keep that smile for mr. spiraly?”
  • “another gift for frederick, huh?”
• astonished and monocle are having a holiday hang out sesh and astonished bakes COOKIES!! mr. shit on his morning jog on his day off smells the cookies from outside the dorms and he is developing a craving so he invites spiraly to join him on a date out. monocle enjoys the cookies since astonished is astonishingly good at baking and it is accompanied by a cup of joe, from joe astonished. the cookies have a slightly bitter taste to them because astonished knows full well what monocle likes in a sweet
• shit proposed on the day that spiraly was planning on proposing. shit said that there was going to be a ring in the slice of cake that spiraly was eating that romantic night. and. and the cake was all gone. there was a lot of panic for a while before a waitress came by to apologize that they gave the wrong slice. both of them laughed it off before tearing up and crying from happiness! spiraly takes out the ring he was going to give shit and he dropped it into the fountain a few feet away and they went through another struggle but at the end of the day! they each had a ring on their hands & will have their marriage in a few months. i like to think that astonished and monocle are somewhere near and astonished is putting on his iconic face while monocle is trying his hardest not to laugh
•  if you put all of them at a circular table to play the i love you game. oh my god. imp would crumble immediately if anyone said i love you to him. spiraly is next. his heart disintegrates the moment shit says “i” to him. monocle is out when astonished says it to him (it takes a while and it was a smile he tried so hard to force into a frown.) and astonished ends up getting out when pleading does something funny with his hands. so it’s all down to pleading and shit. shit has such a charismatic filthy way of saying i love you and pleading is responding with playful ways of saying it back. this goes on for a while and imp is GLARING at mr. shit and mr. shit suggests playing a game of paper rock scissors to decide the winner. and pleading is the winner
• astonacle. i’m he’s // i’m his. lowkey also plimp
• mr. shit holds mr. spiraly’s chin up, gazing right into his eyes. “Your eyes are the prettiest things I have ever seen.” i want to say that spiraly’s eyes are a beautiful ruby i think it would fit him
• astonished asleep on the couch with crumpled pieces of unfinished artwork around him and monocle (struggling) to carry him to the bed. he has a key! and imp is stuck outside the dorm room because he doesn’t want to interrupt their moment
• shit’s & imp’s morning voices. hooooooooly
• have i made you invested in the ECU yet
• pleading assuring imp that he is a special person and it doesn’t matter what other people think about him because pleading will always love him. and imp in return saying that grades are not the things that make pleading important. it’s because pleading is pleading that imp loves him
• spiraly’s least favorite place is ikea. so many incidents of getting lost and having to wait until closing time to get someone to help him out. though with mr. shit, shopping has become a lot easier
• mr. shit is the company santa. he dresses up as santa during the holidays and everyone is laughing because he looks nothing like santa
• pleading gets cold easily and imp exudes body heat. yeah they cuddle and hug a lot keep scrolling
• this really does deserve to be a webtoon i am now officially emotionally emojinally attached to all of them
• monocle seems to always have everything anyone would ever want in his arsenal. ran out of soap? there’s some under the sink. like 20 bottles? how do they fit?? one day astonished goes to visit the family mansion and boy does he get ASTONISHED! monocle has an absurd amount of trophies in one room [he is a multi-talented man] and in another room there are cases upon cases of designer monocles. holy moly. + library shelf with the photo albums of gboard creations
• astonacle likes to go out in nature so muchh, it serves as inspiration for astonished’s art and monocle just enjoys nature itself. he is the prince that sings to the birds (beat that, jailbreak) and they fly to him and he is the most amazing subject a painter could ever ask for
• when imp and pleading finally get on mutualistic good terms, imp is shown to be more soft and caring as a person and honestly it sort of makes pleading a little upset since more people are paying attention to him! but it’s a joking kind of upset and he’s genuinely happy that imp can have more friends and whatnot. and hey, if anyone were to approach him seeking romance, they would have to get through pleading first. and pleading is most certainly not as yielding as he looks
• fireworks! festivals! street food! imp dances yes but he also does a lot of activities in festivals like manning stands or sometimes even show performing! he has a lot of experience-- growing up in a more rural area-- and pleading is even more impressed with him. *whistles
• astonished being worried when monocle lost his voice and provided 50 million cough drops and whatever he could find lying around his dorm room + consulting imp on what to do & imp having no idea so he calls pleading and when the whole fiasco is over it’s been so long that monocle recovered on his own. mr. shit sent him a get well gift! and everyone is overreacting he was just singing too much yesterday
• plimp are plant lovers. they like taking care of plants and often go to garden at a community center in the spring. they each have little succulents at home that they name after each other and i think they’re in loooove
• what if they were in monster high think about it. shit is a teacher and spiraly is the assistant teacher while monocle is the son of the headmaster, his mother. astonished is a funny manster student with monocle, pleading, and imp. monster high call their guys mansters im going insane. astonished is a zombie type character for sure and i think that monocle could be a stuck up vampire or a self important ghost. imp is. an. imp [a big one!] and pleading? maybe a gargoyle hall monitor president. so cool. shit has that werewolf aura and spiraly is a ghost that easily get dizzy!
• spiraly is too shy to ask for kisses but shit can get the hint [only after they date] and asks spiraly instead to which he nods vigorously and ends up getting dizzy
• astonacle but they have over the phone talks and they do it until they fall asleep. astonished is usually replying to all the stuff that monocle says with short things like “mhm” or “yeahhh”  or a physical exclamation of astonishment. but then it gets silent for a while and monocle understands that astonished fell asleep and ends the call. he is rolling in his bed being able to talk with astonished for so long
• we do this a lot but imagine imp as a catboy maid
• i do not want to leave the doc off on that thought. imp is cutting vegetables for dinner (he promised to make it today for his neighboring rooms + astonished) and when they go to take a peek it looks like he is planning a murder. there is just that look in his eyes that make him terrifying. of course pleading thinks that his feature is an adorable little thing though