How to not Have a Familiar
No wonder they say having human familiars is hard.
AU with no connection to her storyline
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"My god Sam! You just don't ask people why they don't have a brain." You sigh as your familiar floats into the room, not caring about what he has possibly done.
"Do I care? No." He replies as he takes a seat next to you. "Plus, I say the shit you can't."
"But it still falls to me for not being able to control you. I don't want to lose the only friend I have."
"Are you still pissed I called that one girl a slut?"
"Yes I am."
No wonder they say with a great power comes with a great responsibility. The all powerful and god like rare human familiar, is a total jackass with no concern for others.
At least he's kinda hot tho