ThE AiRPoD St0rE!!111!!!


Authors
Jade-Everstone
Published
4 years, 11 months ago
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Walking around the mall is cool and dandy, until you're caught without airpods

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Author's Notes

dumb crack story to match my lazy april fools prank anyways happy april first

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Saturdays were always busy at the mall, but for Jade and Iri it was the only day of the week they could hang out. They walked to one end of the mall before heading back to the other... and back again... just two girls hanging out. Iri had a capri sun and was sipping it the whole time. They looped back around and stopped infront of the apple store

"Oh wow the rich people store," Jade pointed out. "I can't afford anything in there."

"You have a galaxy S10 you fool," Iri pointed to Jade's phone, taking another sip from her capri sun before turning around and finding a giant sign hanging by the store's entrance reading,

Airpod sale! Buy 2 pairs of airpods* and get one  free!

*you pay for each airpod individually you broke fools so that'll be $636

"BRUH," Iri said in a bass-boosted tone "THAT'S A STEAL WE SHOULD BOTH GET AIRPODS"

Jade stepped back. "Nani the fuck no I only have $2 in my bank account how about we get a candy bar instead?"

"wha whad' you spend all your money on?" Iri asked.

"My phone. I bought it upfront"

The rabbat facepalmed. "YOU COULD'VE PAYED IT OFF THROUGH YOUR PHONE BILL U FOOL!"

"I have 2 braincells, and to match that $2. be nice to me," Jade tried to defend herself.

FSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A blinding light shone through the area, leaving everyone in the area confused and blinded for a few seconds. Jade and Iri looked towards the source and saw a tall tv-head woman wearing airpods, airpod earrings, and an airpod suit towering over them. Oh, Prisma.

"My sensors pick up traces of BROKE in here," The woman scoffed at the dragon, who was now creasing in shame.

Jade cleared her throat. "uhhhhhhhhhhhh I bought a $900 phone have mercy on my soul" she whipped out her phone and showed it to her.

"My apologies, but if that isn't an iPhone X we can't talk,"

Jade groaned in shame and Iri took a closer look at Prisma's coat. Such a massive horde of airpods, so massive Iri dropped her capri sun shock. "M'am, you must be the richest woman in existence."

"Hey you have way too many airpods mind sharing?" Jade pointed at the woman's airpod armor.

"No. They're on sale right now so I advise you buy them while you can. That is, if you can get the money,"

Jade fell to her knees "Bro please lemme have a pair! I need to get airpod'ed up bro, We'll do it in the bathroom so no one will notice bro!"

"I will not," Prisma said, ignoring Jade's pleas. 

Iri sighed and decided to defend her girlfriend. "Hey not everyone's privileged enough to have airpods." She pointed to a figure wearing a glitchy mask and a purple cape. "See? he doesn't have any!"

The glitchy figure only managed a shy wave towards them.

"Don't harass him that's illegal!" Prisma scolded her.

"Well uh," Iri needed a quick excuse. Suddenly, Risapon walked by pulling out a pair of with wires. "See? that girl only has wired earbuds!"

Risa looked at them in confusion. "Huh? Nahhh I'm just taking my airpods for a walk," She proceeded to let the airpods drop to the floor and she continued walking off. And now it was back to Prisma, Iri, and Jade... or at leas they thought. A draconic figure in a buisness suit towered over all three of them with a glare of disgust.

"E-Eve?!" Jade and Iri were intimidated. by the sheer presence of the creature.

Eve scoffed. "Foolish creatures thinking you're on top for having airpods."

"Hmm? Then I suppose you have something more impressive?" Prisma questioned the dragonness.

"Here, take a gander," Eve reached into her pockets and pulled out a pair of wireless earbuds. "I have the 

airpod X"

Prisma was now also shaking in fear "How is that even possible? Those don't even EXIST yet!"

"because I am so rich, I can afford to transcend TIME ITSELF"

With the robot woman now being Eve's target, Jade and Iri looked at eachother. "Hey, so about the candy bar. Wanna grab it?" Iri asked.

"Yeeeaah sounds like a good idea," Jade was already starting to walk away and Iri quickly followed behind. They were too broke to even bother participating in that argument at this rate.