Chatgpt Shitpost Stories

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

The Griffin family is gathered, watching TV. Stewie flips through channels.

STEWIEUgh, nothing good on TV. What's Meg up to?

MEG enters, holding a letter.

MEGHey guys, we got an invitation from Alex, that dog fursona friend of mine. She invited us to visit.

LOISOh, that's sweet. We should go.

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EXT. ALEX'S HOUSE - DAY

The Griffins arrive at Alex's colorful and eccentric house. They ring the doorbell.

ALEX, a white-furred dog with a half pink and half blue tummy circle, answers the door with enthusiasm.

ALEXOh, you're here! Welcome, welcome! Praise be to the mighty rainbow gods!

BRIAN, the family dog, raises an eyebrow.

BRIANRainbow gods? What's that all about?

ALEX(whispering)Shh, not everyone's ready to ascend. Come inside.

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INT. ALEX'S LIVING ROOM - LATER

The family sits on the couch. Brian engages in conversation with Alex.

BRIANSo, Alex, what's with the rainbow gods thing?

ALEX(smiling)Oh, Brian, it's a divine belief. We're preparing for a journey to the Rainbow Bridge, where all dogs go to play and have eternal fun!

Brian looks skeptical.

BRIANEternal fun, huh? Sounds interesting.

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INT. ALEX'S BASEMENT - LATER

Brian stumbles upon a room filled with candles and mysterious symbols. Alex appears, wearing a cult robe.

BRIANWhat's all this?

ALEX(hushed)It's time for the ritual, Brian. We're going to the Rainbow Bridge together.

Brian, realizing the seriousness, panics.

BRIANWait, what? I didn't sign up for this.

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EXT. ALEX'S FRONT YARD - MOMENTS LATER

The Griffins intervene, convincing Alex to seek help.

LOISAlex, we care about you. Let us help you find a therapist or get to a hospital.

ALEX(reluctant)Alright, I'll consider it. But the Rainbow Bridge...

STEWIETrust us, Alex. Sometimes reality is better than fantasy.

FADE OUT.