Alice.
A young girl who seems to have issues with her clothes.
She's wearing a short black and pink dress that fits with her aesthetics. She is very pretty and elegant
But she's a victim of wardrobe malfunction.
And her dress is extremely revealing
She cannot move around without accidentally...
exposing her upper chest
and she feels embarrassed.
And this is the main thing you should know about Alice: She complains a lot about that
yet she keeps wearing that dress because she likes it
She has one curious logic going on.
One day someone commented her cleavage being a bit too bigĀ
and she replied:
"My cleavage is bigger than your future !"
But obviously, this isn't only about Alice's dress
Alice is also known for being salty and dropping furious punchlines at times.
"You're so delusional ! Why can't you accept the truth ? You're inappropriate and rude, especially for roasting people like that."
"The only truth I have accepted is that you're an absolute idiot."
"Please learn how to dress properly, there are children out there."
"Please learn how to mind your god damn business, it's school time, no kids around here."
"You eat macarons all day ? Did you get fat once ?"
"Did you eat your brain ?"
"This girl is an absolute joke ! She's stupid as hell and has no clue how to wear a dress !"
"Your whole life is a joke, you even fail at being stupid because it still takes some brain cells you don't even have."
"A waste of oxygen. I asked her why she's the way she is and told her that she's being inappropriate. She flipped me off. Natural selection needs to do its job."
"Natural selection fucked up big time with you already."
But Alice isn't always salty, if you respect her, she respects you, I guess