OTP questions but it's for all my pairings w Koi
Title says it all
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1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
Koi spends it on everyone
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
Koi usually ends up napping where ever she falls. Sometimes it's in a bed, once in a while it's in Richter or Sam's lap. Most of the time it's in a bizarre position or location
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
Everyone:
Koi: *Feral raccoon noises*
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
Ingrid: Don't stay up too late
Koi: I had a 6 pack of 5 hour energy.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
Kronya hasn't figured out a modern oven and Sam just doesn't have a culinary bone in his dead body.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
Koi writes it but never sends it out
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
They straight up have a closet of "idk who's this is anymore but we all wear it"
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
Koi reminds bc she's a little shit.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
Richter and Leon are the only ones who can drive (barely) bc Ingrid and Kronya haven't figured it out, Sam is 11 and Koi is afraid. Spinel is banned from driving
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
Koi draws sometimes but never asks anyone to pose
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
Ingrid has almost everyone from not robbing. Kronya however has a hoard of stolen Amazon packages bc she keeps shooting down drones like its animal crossing
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
Everyone looks at each other
What's an alcohol
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Koi surprises everyone bc she clingy
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
Everyone just uses their own except Spinel and Kronya who use some form of Ligma
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
Koi screams, Kronya smash, Ingrid bring outside
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
Koi: A HOE NEVER GETS COLD
*throws her scarf to whoever needs it*
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
I mean Ingrid has 4 older siblings and the closest anyone has to experience of the romantics is Kronya being a kill clown
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
Koi is just too mushy
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
*looks at each other*
No
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
Perfect: Sam, Ingrid, Koi
L33T5p34k: Koi, Spinel, Kronya
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
Kronya fucking stabs too much for anyone to bully them
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
Koi makes bad puns, Spinel laughs Unironically, and the others laugh ironically. Richter laughs at surreal memes
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
Ingrid: KOI NOT AGAIN
Richter: That was me sowwy
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Dorito man Richter lifts everyone to bed
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
Not really? They just chill
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
No??? They respec privacy
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
Just give Leon the word
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
Kronya probably hoards scorpions while Spinel has an alligator or something and Richter has a bat.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
Koi goes running, no one can give her one
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
DIDNEY WORL!