me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help
garlic:
THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY.
don’t click off after it hurts you, please
hope you’re doing well
c3po:
call me bucket on rope being lowered to gather water for the village the way i’m doing well
guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.
The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:
There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them