reasons you should adopt black cats
1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition
2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes
3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone
4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious5. cat
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
He’s fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
my goal is to straight up suffer