(mettaton voice) Oh, Banana

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calibornsenpai
twofingerswhiskey

wild to me that lord of the rings is from the 1950s. people were really eating jellied salmon and sausages from a can while first reading this shit. middle earth was being described to the smooth dulcet tones of 1950s crooners on a big console radio. feels wrong somehow

twofingerswhiskey

people were laying asbestos linoleum over hardwood floors. and then contentedly curling up on their quilted Perma-Prest duvet to read up on what the counsel of elrond was up to.

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noctvrnal9999
hadeantaiga

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

nope-the-weeb

I know this has good intentions, so I will just add the "how you treat them, even as objects of fiction, can speak about your own character, be careful out there"

hadeantaiga

Your addition is actually completely antithetical to my message. It is literally the opposite of what I am conveying.

Stop telling people to encourage the cop inside their head.

How you treat fictional characters, given they are entirely objects of fiction, does NOT necessarily speak to your own character, and you do not need to be "careful".

It is not dangerous to imagine dark things happening to fictional characters. It does not mean you are secretly a bad person. It does not mean you unconsciously want to hurt people in real life. It is not a "slippery slope" to doing bad things to people in real life. You cannot damage your brain or turn yourself into a bad person by consuming "dark" fanfic.

I can write tentacle noncon of my favorite character all day long and be a fierce anti-sexual assault advocate in real life because what I do in my head is not the same thing as what I do in real life.

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