Turns out, a senior manager for my company now works in the same previously-uninhabited section of the office that I do. Turns out, noise canceling headphones make the earworm you hum under your breath audible through her corner office door. Turns out, ‘a little bit of pe-nis in my balls’ is just inappropriate enough to turn that poor lady’s face into a grim rictus of grief, but not enough to tell my boss on me.

Pouring water on my butt

miscellaneous FFXIV NPC sketches.

Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

tag from my most gnomecore mutual

Dancing!

browsing the local estate sales

Witness this

Ummmm sooooo I did some Lascaux-inspired mugs and I love them...........maybe TOO much? Even just in bisque-fired unfinished form?!!?!?? The possibility that one of these will live with me forever? Is HIGH?

There are three of them* & every single one is my precious perfect bébé!!!?!?!

(I had the good fortune of visiting Lascaux & seeing the beautiful interpretative recreation of the cave paintings when I was 10 and YES they have stuck with me and also YES I did, not long after that, also read Clan Of the Cave Bear at an Impressionable Age!!!!)

*But OH will I be making more!! Don't you worry!!