transdib

What classic dream career did you have as a kid?
Astronaut
Superstar (Of any sort- music, acting, etc.)
Marine biologist
Detective
Writer
Vetrinarian
Zoologist
Doctor
Archeologist
Chef
Artist (Of any kind, but specify in the tags if u want!!)
None/something else (Tell me !!)
If its more than one of these, vote the one that was strongest and/or lasted the longest.
I wanted to be a marine illustrator !! Like for textbooks n stuff

butchaholic:

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

useless-polls:

Best part of the beach?
Swimming in the ocean
The sand experience
Rocks (at less sandy beaches)
Shell collecting
Seaweed
Sunlight
Eating good food
Playing with the sand/in the water
Just watching from the window (could even be raining)
Other (in tags)

sludgebitch:

i can’t do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

cryptotheism:

The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

internetdruid:

internetdruid:
This made me burst into tears and I’m not even kidding
Shoutout to the Chinese Crested, you look like a tiny horse to me

ankle-beez:

“people in real life: hey man how’s it going” is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

draconym:

draconym:
Let’s make a dog
leg
ear
snout
length
tail
hair
See Results
As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the “average.”
I will draw the dog we make. :)
It’s time to make our dog! Let’s look at the stats and compare them to an average looking dog.
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And now let’s adjust Our Dog’s proportions accordingly.
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Looks great so far! Let’s put this dog together.
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Wow! Wow. That sure is a dog. Probably.