"Tea? Coffee? ...Vodka?"
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An ask/shitpost/moodboard/art blog for @falselyprofound's OCs.
Because I needed a place to practice writing them, that isn't tied to some grand project that'll take forever to finish, y'know?

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  • falselyprofound

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    There's Something in the Pipes
    A very serious plumbing simulator for MAGS Nov. 2022
    Download (via itch.io)

    You are the owner of a movie rental store. You have one hour until your shift, and you need a shower. Except the shower is full of blood. Go figure.

    Douse it in chemicals, poke it with a stick, and generally make a mess in a quest to regain some friggin' normalcy around here.

  • falselyprofound

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    Some WIP sprites for the Dread XP Bone Jam!

    Will I manage to finish this game in [checks notes] ten days? Who knows

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    78 Tarot Cards by @ninjago-happens-here

    In which Ingrid is more than a little suspicious of this idiot she just fished out of a lake, and the circumstances that lead him here.

  • falselyprofound

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    beep boop un pixel time

  • falselyprofound

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    Art Fight's coming up again so I'm finally gettin' off my ass and drawing colour refs for the characters that don't have them yet.

    ft. the Discount Death Ray crew t-posing

  • the fact that “doombot” is probably trademarked on account of being a marvel thing is gonna drive me up the wall. what else am i supposed to call this robot that was designed to kill everyone. “murderbot”? taken. “fishbot?” world of warcraft bot. “killbot?” antivirus. hellfire

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    BRING me pictures of METAL-MAN

  • Anonymous :

    fly like sprocket ✈️

    joke like maya 🤣

    rent like clarissa 📼

    swag like ingrid 💅

    fuck like vinny 💦

    Ingrid, who is wearing an EAT SLEEP FORTNITE REPEAT shirt raises an eyebrow at Vinny. "You fuck?" Ingrid says. "Like, sex?"  Vinny shrugs. "Does it matter? I am the roadblock that stops them from asking about Haas."  In the background, Clarissa looks over her apartment's rent, and Maya looks on in shock as Sprocket falls upwards into the sky.ALT

    i don’t know what swag is and neither does ingrid

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    incorporeal roommates are the absolute worst.

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    pajama sam lookin interior design in this kitchen

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    Of all the niche joke scenarios in Beat the Buzzer, the host getting sick of reading out question one is my personal fave.