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About Me
Dude was so slick he coulda hidden in the Girl Scouts of America and they never would've noticed til they saw 10,000 shipments of thin mints going out to Mother Base
what have you done to deserve your legs?

bethrnoora:

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Andrea Riseborough, Harry Melling, and Karl Glusman in Please Baby Please (2022, Amanda Kramer) // Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway, and Raul Esparza in Twelfth Night (2009, Daniel Sullivan)

mhalachai:

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celestialyearning:

only-tiktoks:

“And remember: you’re worth the time it takes to learn a new skill!”

oh my goodness I love her she’s so wholesome

#She has a book about to come out??#Prev tags say Mercury Stardust which might be her name?

Yeah! Her name is Mercury Stardust, and she’s a maintenance technician who gives tips and talks about renters’ rights. She also does burlesque shows! She’s mostly active on TikTok I think, but she has some other socials and a main website.

Her book, titled “Safe and Sound: A Renter-Friendly Guide to Home Repair” comes out in August 2023.

The book blurb, taken from the publisher’s website:

Dear Readers:

As a transwoman, I’ve discovered (the hard way) that we live in a world with much to fear. But imagine fearing something as simple as asking for help. Imagine relying on others—landlords—to provide a basic human right, like housing, but knowing those same people believe you’re an abomination because of your sexuality or gender identity. Imagine a world where reaching out for help is more than just a mundane task—it’s a game of chance. Sadly, for too many renters, this isn’t just a one-time moment of fear. For single moms, college students in a foreign town, and many others, a knock on the door can feel just as terrifying, even when you need the help.

All renters deserve to feel empowered enough to take matters into their own hands. The skills I’ll show you how to develop will allow you to help friends, teach family members, and even assist a panicking neighbor—further empowering more people to take on tasks on their own. We all have a home—whether it’s made up of brick walls or plaster—filled with memories and dreams. Knowledge should pass through any barriers put up around it because a little bit of knowledge can go a long way toward making someone feel more in control of their own life.

Your soon-to-be favorite virtual repair technician,
Mercury Stardust, the Trans Handy Ma’am

She actually JUST retired from burlesque.

and she also just launched a podcast! the Handy Ma’am Hotline.

froody:

froody:

now that’s a man I would truly be proud to call my wife

this site is too easy

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and-so-on:

tags? those are my footnotes

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn’t want credit for fear of being terminated.

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b0nkcreat:

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

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meanpersonaart:

matcchio:

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Reading The Witcher was my the funniest choice in my life [EN version for nonpolish friends]

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It’s giving

Geralt: I FUCKIN HATE YOU ALL

Hansa: Ok, but eat the fish soup first

imlizy:

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it’s sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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