steveogers

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

poseidhn

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

fihli

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

twentyonelizards

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

open-plan-infinity

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

samijami

And,, likeeee commas,, you knowwww the comma thing,, and the funny long word to show you’re being sillyyyyy,,

starkid256

also some frequent line breaks to show youre

taking

your

TIME

with the point youre trying to get across

bogos-bint3d

And just like. Putting full stops in random parts of a sentence

sanctus-ingenium

ALT

look at my creature

wearemercs

Armor Studies by Dariusz Kieliszek

transvampireboyfriend

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

bicrowav-e

society would benefit greatly if we invented new words more often. why stop at pronouns? we need new nouns, new verbs, new "nonsense". we need to be more squaggly and conskish

fattributes

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

fattributes

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

raspberrysgod

this is so funny

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

nentuaby

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

tlirsgender

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

tlirsgender

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

bumblewyn

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

todaysbird

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

wrentit

there was a study done in 2015 that shows an even greater possible yearly divide than the 2012 one

foone

This is why we need to keep cats indoors and switch to linux.

rosecrystal

if you say “i love you” a lot it loses its meaning? bitch does the sun lose its light just because it rises every morning?

clementine-kesh

like literally if i didn’t want to see some weird nonsense i wouldn’t be consuming scifi

clementine-kesh

“ohh this episode is about meeting a bunch of dinosaurs who developed space travel and left earth to go live on the other side of the galaxy isn’t that crazy?! isn’t that silly?!” sure yeah maybe a little but by focusing on that but you’re missing the narrative reason for it which is to provide a starting point to explore religious authoritarianism and the production of scientific knowledge

mylittleredgirl

just a spoonful of [nonsense] helps the [critical thinking about uncomfortable social and structural problems that are such a fundamental part of the background radiation of our lives that we can't see them] go down

thedishonestmedia

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.