maeamian:

This may just be the autism speaking, but I fucking hate when customer surveys ask me ‘how likely are you to recommend this or that to a friend’ because they are lying about what they’re asking. I am 0% likely to recommend almost any product to any friend and especially not by brand if at all possible, but what they want to know is 'did you have a decent experience with the thing’ and that’s a whole other fucking question if you want that answered fucking ask that. Except if I answer the question they’re asking instead of the secret question, they yell at their employees on my behalf which I never wanted either. Terrible system, would not recommend it to a friend.