i know what you are
do you
i know what you are
do you
oo wee gooooo gaaaaaaaaa
it seems you have replicated the big bang in your own pants
happy tdov my loves. don’t let anyone else define your transness for you.
spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level
being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real
to all the internet friends I used to be connected with in the past, I hope you’re doing well wherever you are and whatever you’re doing. I miss you and I love you.
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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer
This may just be the autism speaking, but I fucking hate when customer surveys ask me ‘how likely are you to recommend this or that to a friend’ because they are lying about what they’re asking. I am 0% likely to recommend almost any product to any friend and especially not by brand if at all possible, but what they want to know is 'did you have a decent experience with the thing’ and that’s a whole other fucking question if you want that answered fucking ask that. Except if I answer the question they’re asking instead of the secret question, they yell at their employees on my behalf which I never wanted either. Terrible system, would not recommend it to a friend.
my dashboard is like. kinda dead as hell since i guess everyone i follow died or something.
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they’re just cousins
wait till u find out im actually insane and it’s not a joke
MLM and WLW relationships in videogames are good but I want more men hating men (stanley parable) and women hating women (portal) dynamics