cemeterything:

being god’s personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

nuka-rockit:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

straycatj:

ボクはいま　ちょーりらっくす中…

I’m now so relaxed…

pjackk:

pjackk:

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

gallusrostromegalus:

infectiouspiss:

you have to stay alive. you’re going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

To add to this as a middle aged freak: being a middle aged freak is AWESOME. I cannot overstate how much fun it is to go out visibly freakish, have enough life experience to not worry about it, and get heaps of compliments from everyone but ESPECIALLY the other freaks.

You’re going to make it and it will be GREAT.

sheauz:

moonstoast:

you can hate yourself all you want but the world is beautiful and it welcomes you

obscenicon:

cannibalchicken:

pngblog:

redpandarascal:

daddyfuckedme:

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

nonedog-leftblog: