So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
HELPED with laundry (got inside the laundry basket and chewed on the mesh)
HELPED with mopping the kitchen (stood in the way because the mop was interesting to her)
HELPED with mopping the bathroom (walked across the wet floor and sat there on the wet floor with her wet little paws)
HELPED with groceries (BIT my red bell peppers BIT them with her TEETH)
HELPED with vacuuming (sat on the couch and watched me vacuum living room. sat on dining room chair and watched me vacuum dining room. sat on)
HELPED with garbage (tried sneaking out front door while I was heading to throw away the trash)
HELPED with cleaning the bathroom (sniffed and said “oh I don’t care for that actually” and left)
^cat who bit my red bell peppers
EXHAUSTED from very hard day of chores
My cat was very helpful today too.
She helped me pot up my tomato seedlings. (Sniffed every single one and then stuck her head in the potting soil bag, got a face full of dirt and sneezed dirt everywhere)
She helped me plant her cat grass seeds. (She ate three seeds)
She helped me vacuum up the soil that got everywhere. (She hid under the kitchen table and hissed at the vacuum)
She helped me make dinner. (She screamed at me like a was torturing her because I wouldn’t give her butter)
She even helped me take a bath. (She cried at me and looked very concerned about me being submerged in water the entire time)
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said “oopsie! I lied to you hold on” and she without any pause said “all liars go to hell” 😐🫡
it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know
ALT
