welcome to my fuck hoiuse

rn i am so lazy and want to perish.

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash)
"following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you
"random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you
"For You" - you found this on the For You page
"recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post
"other" - you found this post some other way. comment how?
"reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
"reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

How did you find this poll?

mutual, reblog ✅

mutual, reblog ❌

following, reblog ✅

following, reblog ❌

random, reblog ✅

random, reblog ❌

For You, reblog ✅

For You, reblog ❌

recommended, reblog ✅

recommended, reblog ❌

other, reblog ✅

other, reblog ❌