metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

vaguelyhumanshapedbeing:

v-dump:

y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it’s supposed to be slow paced. you’re a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren’t yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

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choppahface:

brofligate:

evan-wins:

brofligate:

brofligate:

The clown show on twitter rn: people shocked and upset that J. Sawyer, a director of Fallout New Vegas and creator of characters such as Arcade Gannon, supports socialism.

@destroyhorse I can vividly picture them all on his twitter with IRL horse-blinders on, only selectively viewing his posts about video games like



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Does anyone have that meme that goes “don’t fuck with us Fallout fans, we blindly worship the concepts our game criticizes”

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Yeah, I gotchu.

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this one too

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teaboot:

electricpentacle:

bruntalism:

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Many cats figure out pretty quickly that humans don’t like dead mice as gifts, and then go through an extended process of trial and error trying to figure out what humans do like. Here we see Attempt# 47: Moss.

My boy used to bring me dead snakes (no venomous snakes in our area, don’t worry) which made me rather upset because I love snakes and they were very good for our garden.

So whenever he brought me dead snakes, I would scold him.

And then he started bringing me *live snakes*

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mermen:

add another clove of garlic im not driving

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virtualgirladv:

naamahdarling:

apeshit:

this is one of my favorite videos ever

It’s like watching animals playing in a sprinkler.

Creature behaviour

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beescake:

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yes officer

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