artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year
every time it comes up i see a wave of people rushing to update their references and it would avoid a lot of stress to start early!!
Yeee thank you for the reminder!!! I have to do that fkrnfj
It's the 🕒ides of 📅march😲🙀😯😮🙀! Julius🎇🥗Caesar🥗 has been ☠💀dead💀☠ for 2,000📅🧮 slutty🍑💦, slutty🍆💦 years after🕑 being 🕳🍌penetrated🕳🍌 from 🥴behind👈 twenty-three2️⃣3️⃣ times⏱. Grab🤛 your daggers🗡🗡🗡, whores💃🕺, and 💦come💦 kill a Roman 😫🍆dick🍆😫tator today📅😄!
i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?
like would he cry?
god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
leave the answers in the tags
make sure to reblog if you vote please and thank you
The Magnus Archives S1: there we go, you'll get your plot once you've learned some patience. First let's settle into some context for later, okay? Is that alright with you? Okay, great <3
The Magnus Protocol S1: if you can't keep up, that's on you. You will never know a Thursday of peace. Every day spent after a Thursday will be a day you spend having to recover. You better buckle in for 3 seasons of pure whiplash, because we're going whether you buckle in or not
Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"
Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.
Settings -> Account Settings -> Content you see -> Filtered Post Content
Add "Rowling", "jkr", "harry potter", "snape", "remus lupin", whatever you want.
ALTYeah I'm not doing all that. Tumblr should just ban all things related to that franchise
you are like a mewling helpless baby you are standing in the rain and i am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain
Why does everything I do make me crack and pop?
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.
maybe
how old is she
She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child
she looking for another dog?
Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?
No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls
Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need
I have a name
This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...
I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…
this will be 100k notes. I feel it.
Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing
Don’t sell yourself short just yet
Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever
There is something so viscerally funny about this post that I had to show it to my non Tumblr user friends. They loved it.
