Harper | 21+

Nonbinary [They/Them, He/Him] | Pan/Ace | Polyamorous

Artist in theory, cryptid in practice. Current primary fandoms include Danganronpa V3 and Pokemon.

twitter: trickstermelody
discord: PM

Pixel by bargain-bin-beasts!

bardic inspiration
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omnifuneral:

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

I find it combination kinda funny kinda sad

slitherpunk:

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

churchbathroom:

A simple green onion will rock your world

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

wizard-at-large:

Reblog if you just haven’t been the same since you saw that clown

acidhues:

beaft:

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

viktor-sbor:

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

I don’t care what it’s called, Trebek, that’s the tightest shit I ever did seen!

podcastwizard:

martinkhall:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

alphacrone:

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you’d pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn’t have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone’s an expert on the Creature i milk

hellsbaby:

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

fiendfifofum:

frankensteins-gay-son:

fishmorgue:

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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