bulkhummus:

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

vampireghostlawyer:

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.

evilvillain123456789:

hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don’t care about that as much

waynecoleslaw:

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happyboy260:

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0kkvlt:

catasters:

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Booboo wheel crash no survivors