I’m Milo, he/it, 20, st4t kitty guy !!!!!

worlds first ethical chaser (I love my girlfriend @nylon-windbreak)

Joining the war against transandrophobia on the side of transandrophobia 🔥🔥

(The joke is that I am not a transmisogynist and you should explode if you are)

wolfstrong:

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

cryptotheism:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

POV you tried to join a forum for Norse mythology enthusiasts

Solidarity with all of the people in the tags who have joined:

• Celtic mythology groups
• Large history-related servers or alternate history writing servers
• Warhammer 40k forums (with lots of imperial guard players)
• Anything related to Ancient Rome
• Random, seemingly innocuous anime servers with little moderation
• Metalhead groups for any band with a Norse or Celtic theme

Whoever tagged this as “#Percy Jackson roleplays on Roblox” has seen some shit

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

ALT

Artist’s recreation of incident

frogmoss1:

brucebocchi:

ezzelbean:

the-last-hair-bender:

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

For writers with good eyesight, this is a good reference for what it’s like trying to see without our glasses

hey has anyone noticed that this is what it looks like without glasses

the way this is exactly what the world looks like to me when i’m without my blighted staff of twisted yew

talkwithtatsu:

sadgi:

sadgi:

sadgi:

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word “prone” when they mean “supine”

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

ALT

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

too good for tags

palmer:

thrashersgame:

palmer:

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

I would chortle so hard if someone addressed me this way

the hard chortler

punkitt-is-here:

conzoop:

what the fuck!!! The DJ Equiment I got off Temu adding farts and barnyard animal noises to my beats!!!

the whole club loves it!?

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

when he’s tired, he puts himself to bed

dancefloors:

sebstan best dressed award for the gay liam payne themed met gala that he’s attending in his mind

sscarletvenus:

please keep talking about rafah. we’re on the precipice of one of the darkest unfoldings in human history. please pray for rafah.