these house doctors are real freaks

needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this

based on that one tiktok

every transgender person ever should be given lots of free money just bc they're transgender

Shout out to small town trans girls. It's lonely when everyone knows your dead name but your killing it and I'm proud of you

I'll be honest I spent this morning having a bit of a melt down because the people around me make me feel so insecure about myself and I feel like I don't see people talk about trans people in rural areas. Despite how alone you might feel there's always someone else out there who knows what it's like though.

im really happy to see people talking about their experience as rural trans people. It really is isolating and even the "allies" in my life dont want to hear it when i talk about how isolated a feel and how that effects my social anxiety

biden voters watching bidens politics in action in bidens america during bidens administration: wtf!!!!!! this is what would happen if trump was president.

accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

funny apple horse :)

this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

what the actual fuck is this shit. fuck you spotify you capitalist bastards

six skips a day thing sucks but you know what? i can live with it. ads? i mute them when they come on and resume music like nothing happened. its inconvenient sure but i can deal.

now, apparently, you can only access the lyrics of five songs per month if you don't pay for spotify premium. which is still about 11 quid per month which is still fucking ridiculous when all you get out of it is. you dont have to hear ads. you can listen to stuff you wanna hear. the sound is good. you can organise your queue. and now they're paywalling fucking lyrics scrolls literally just because they can.

(and they still don't pay their artists by the way)

you know what's particularly evil? spotify does not add its own lyrics

they take their lyrics from musixmatch which is a volunteer run site, i've personally spent hours adding lyrics to obscure songs i like, there is more than one song on spotify whose lyrics i added!

if you're gonna paywall people for work i did voluntarily so that others could have easy access to it, where's my cut of that?

[ID: A screenshot of a tab from Spotify reading, "There's a monthly limit on lyrics", "Every time you tap 'Show lyrics', it will count towards your limit. To get full access to lyrics, switch to Spotify Premium." The tab has a button to "Show lyrics" or dismiss the tab.]

I think I saw some ppl in the comments saying this wasn't a big issue because, "just pirate music", "spotify premium isn't that expensive", "first world problem"..

Consider the angle that this is a HUGE accessibility issue!!! Spotify is paywalling a function that is used by disabled people!!

No!! Do NOT normalise powerful brands removing accessibility!!! FUCK Spotify!!!

Here's their contact page,

GO FUCK THEM UP!!

this meme is so niche

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default.

Just in case I need to say it, thin/young people can and should feel free to reblog this. That’s kinda my point.

The fact that this post got 10k+ notes before someone vomited a bunch of “there’s a weight limit on who I will afford basic respect toward” and “blah blah UNHEALTHY” bullshit, is a win. I mean it’s annoying as hell to have to suffer that at all, but if this was like 2015, it would have happened at 100 notes and I would have lost a crap ton of followers for defending myself and daring to suggest fatness is OK actually. So I’m taking the chance to be grateful for a little evolution.

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007