The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

Do you think I sit around scrolling my dash?! I haven’t had a chance to sit around and scroll my dash since the day I arrived in Camelot! I’m too busy running after Arthur-

youtube what

I get it

The kick in question:

I literally L O V E radioapple for this precise reason

Instead of enemies to lovers, it's enemies to....continued enemies. and I'm living for it.

I made over 70 Steven Universe inspired gradient maps! The entire gradient set is free to use over on the Clip Studio Asset Store~ happy to have this out after toiling away on this for a several months now, hope y'all enjoy!

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

This appears in your inventory once you fix 1000 objects

This appears in your

inventory once you fix

1000 objects

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

being held would be nice I think

not exactly what I meant but I'll take anything at this point

My apologies to the Hazbin Hotel fandom who have been invaded by the Tangled the Series fandom, we've been starved for so long . .

IS THIS MAN OKAY??

i wrote this haiku for haiku bot to reblog notice me my liege

i wrote this haiku

for haiku bot to reblog

notice me my liege

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Good Omens fans be like: omg is Crowley and Aziraphale!

Good Omens fans be

like: omg is Crowley

and Aziraphale!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

As someone who took etiquette lessons, politeness is an incredibly effective tool for disarming bigots. You can either force them to reconsider their words/actions by directly and calmly confronting their behavior (by using the rules of society in your favor), or you can dip entirely while they appear to be in the wrong.

Both options are great.

Because the thing is, when bigots pick fights, they are 100% counting on you to get louder than them. Or meaner. They want you to react emotionally and provide fodder for their 'You're Too Emotionally Immature To Understand' cannon.

What they aren't expecting you to do is say one of the following phrases in a polite, concerned tone:

For those of you who'd are spiteful and/or dealing with Fundamentalists/Evangelicals/generally shitty Christians:

And my all time favorite:

"It sounds to me like there are some seriously dark and angry forces at work in your heart."

(Nothing stops a Christian bigot in their tracks faster than implying the Devil is causing their bigotry. But you MUST be calm, polite, and gentle with your tone and wording. It is absolutely fair to twist the rules and play them at their own game, but you gotta play hard.)

TLDR: It's much faster to use etiquette, politeness, and rhetoric reversal when eviscerating idiots online and in person, because they aren't expecting you to weaponize their behaviors back in their direction. Don't get angry, get spitefully polite! :)

Tamamxe

men have set the bar is so fucking low, where i think a lot of girls get distracted by the questions of “is my boyfriend a good person? does he respect me? will he hurt me? is he interested in anything other than my appearance?” rather than “are me and my boyfriend compatible? do we have fun together? do we have interests that align? am i enthusiastic about my love for him?” 

there was this guy who liked me on okcupid, and he would message me a LOT, and i never ever responded. his profile was basically, paragraphs of assurances that he’s a good person like and was all long versions of saying “i like consent, i dont like cops, i dont like racism, i don’t like toxic masculinity, i dont abuse people, i dont condone pedophilia” and i feel like all that stuff should be a given. all that stuff shouldn’t be what i’m thinking about when looking for a long term romantic partner. his profile didn’t have much about his interests, or much about anything at all. it was all about his politics and morals. all i knew about him from his profile is that he probably passes the very low bar of not being a horrible person.

“people are more than their politics” shouldn’t mean “people can be horrible racists and still be good people.” it should mean “you deserve to seek out more in friends and partners other than just the lowest bar of not being a horrible person”

And this isn’t about whether a man’s politics are genuine or not. Its about whether they have any other redeemable characteristics besides their politics. A man can have great politics that are completely genuine and still be just a boring dude whose future interests don’t align with yours.

My abuela used to say” dating/marrying a person because they’re good is like buying the car because it came with the steering wheel.

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I never add onto these so sorry if it’s annoying but I felt like this was relevant: whenever one of my female friends or cousins would get a new boyfriend and all she could say about him was “he’s nice” my mom would always go “So are the cows. you wouldn’t date them”

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